Chef Clancy

This made my life

How about you stop eating po boys with the low boys and come eat some broccoli and beef with the commander in chief

For those curious I do love ranch. But Hidden Valley Ranch is the ranch that people who don’t actually know what good ranch is use. You’re not a real ranch head if hidden valley is your fave.

you all called us crazy and we will never forget

Today I honked at someone while driving. They proceeded to pull a gun on me. Needless to say I will not be honking for a while..

How I respond to any sort of inconvenience

@Chance_Eben 👀

@Chance_Eben Welcome to the lifestyle

Heard you 👀 @ClancyCaity

I graduate college today and I’d like to say just one thing, birds aren’t real…

@Chance_Eben Apparently they’re in the “puff” family

@Chance_Eben I think it belongs in the chip family.

@Chance_Eben Best snack? Ever? Out of all snacks?

@Chance_Eben @TD20Keys Can smell it when he walks into a room

Where can I get one? Asking for a friend…

Real friends

Gotta Love when Spearfish PD bangs on your door repeatedly at midnight on a Tuesday asking about someone you’ve never met.

Harry Potter was a system quidditch player and would never have survived in today’s more physical era

Good question

I be up late, it’s a different memo

normalize letting me talk without making any sense