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Nick Williams

@nickcmwilliams

Musician / Writer / Seasoned Latte Slinger Facebook: https://t.co/wFGb3aEKFy YouTube: https://t.co/PnzBy2RSbn IG: https://t.co/jsuG4t8PMz

Katılım Nisan 2010
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@two_smitty Would work well with that Ovechkin mirror visor circa 08 though.
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Honestly, watching 7ft tall dudes playing ball in full hazmat gear would be one of the very few reasons I’d drop some cash to watch a game.
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Drake hasn’t caught that much entitled teen angst since roaming the halls of Degrassi High.
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I thought I wanted to dance like Usher. But then @BenSPLATT came along.
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Hey @Twins! You have a local MN women’s ice hockey star in your midst turning 27 today at the ballgame! Show Ellie Williams some love? 🎂 ⚾️
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I’m going to quit all my professional endeavors and place my entire future on the creation of one idea: a lap-sized emotional support elephant.
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Today I watched a homeless man toss a coin into a water fountain. Today I remembered the value of hope.
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Elevator ride full of mid-aged women = 4.5 hours in Dolce & Gabana perfume manufacturing plant
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I’m just playing music here... at a brew house... for a speed dating event, and given my lack of good touch in this area, I’m finally fully understanding Imposter Syndrome.
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To the NBC backstage employee trying to bleep out all the f-bombs being shouted around the raised Stanley Cup... I feel for ya dude.
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Sorta wonder how many Johns and Janes there are at the Doe Family Reunion.
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There are disfunctional relationships, and then there’s my dad and automated telephone answering systems.
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@Taradactylll On the flip side, there’s a helluva lot of confident trust going on for that crab.
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I could literally watch airport reunions all day long.
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In the past 24 hours, I’ve heard both tornado and flood sirens. Both incredibly mind-numbing at excessive durations. Dear @cityoftulsagov please consider this my official application for composing the Tulsa Zoo Escape and/or Alien Invasion Siren.
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Just due to their visual appeal and the amount of skill required, Tarasenko goals should count for 2.
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Has anyone done the calculations as to how far the average human would get into Lil Jon’s “Shots” if they actually took took one each time he said it?
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