brotcore wurstpilled

keep getting reccomended my own tweets from my other account on this one via push notification what the fuck

this is 9/11 for trans dudes btw. when i look in the mirror in my darkest hour i see Linda

if you know me for long enough there will be periods of several years where you just don’t hear from me and then one day i pop up again. i’d like to take the time to thank those of you who didn’t immediately assume i had killed myself

really need to find a shrink to study me not in a “wow i’m so edgy and damaged” way but in a “whatever is wrong with me is really funny and you should be allowed to name it after yourself for putting up with me” way

hung out with exactly zero people during my entire vacation btw

sending multiple people “haha btw i have vacation until X if you wanna hang” while my brain in the background screams WHOREEEEEEE

american (derogatory) texan (cowboyishly, hornily)

need to simultaneously get less american but somehow more distinctly, recognizably texan for the bit

AI psychosis final boss i genuinely don’t think this should be allowed to exist

decided to check out this fuckass ai social media app and within ten minutes accidentally had bruce wayne asking maid jax to step on him

@wormhats you should get a leg tattoo where you shave all the hair except on the tattoo in a funny way. like that could be a whole bit

@wormhats fun fact there’s a blood disorder called polycythemia vera that’s treated with bloodletting. it’s “oops too much blood” disease

@wormhats very stoned and stuck contemplating all the possible configurations that are possible and it feels like you have opened my eyes. do you think somewhere in the world someone’s just shaving their left pit and leg for the bit

Ofc it was a German person, only German autism can make a person taste a coffee they don't like, say how it would be better, AND come everyday later to check for improvements

@wormhats hey how have you been keeping it normal i assume

holy shit i forgot this account exists

@wormhats you can buy them at every gas station here lmao

@Gbmagazzine @ramshizen were you dropped on the head as a child by any chance

@ramshizen Just use open tools like gimp and krita at this point, pirate them wont make it better because you still depend on their tools, paying or not

not as bad as my first experience with being aware i’m dreaming though. told someone in the dream that since i was dreaming i would be able to do a backflip and then just absolutely ate shit

reached a really funny point in lucid dreaming where i can tell a lifeguard “fuck you it’s my dream i can swim shirtless if i want”, proving i have control and can change my dream at will, but then just continue to go along with just dreaming about swimming in a hotel pool