Nick Mattar

@CCanCWill @NostalgiaFolder I haven’t been able to listen to Wannabe by the Spice Girls the same since hahaha

@NostalgiaFolder Saw this in theaters and at the time I remember saying “this is like Toy Story, but better.” I’ve grown older and wiser and know that’s not true, but it’s still a good movie.

Who remembers Small Soldiers (1998)?

Hello friends. This will be my last tweet for the foreseeable future. I am taking my talents to BlueSky. I won’t delete my account and I will still sporadically return for the memes. But I will no longer use X as it’s currently configured. Search my name in the sky!

Here's why Top Golf works. A very small segment of the population plays golf and of that very small segment, very few are delusional about how good they are. Golf is a sport that forces you to be honest with yourself. No one to point the finger at but yourself. No one is going in Top Golf and taking themselves seriously. Basketball on the other hand- everyone hoops and a vast majority are delusional about how good they are. That place is gonna smell like underarm funk,Heineken breath arguments, 2006 state semifinals broken dreams and fried pickles.

@DetroitWilliam I am officially putting Giannis on Wilt Watch tonight.

I wonder if the Giannis O/U at 33.5 is the highest so far this season for any player.

BREAKING: Trump names Casey Anthony as Director of the Department of Child and Family Services.

i don't know what is happening, but we're up 1 with 1.1 seconds left!!!!!

This was maybe the best skit I’ve ever seen. I’ve watched it hundreds of times and laugh every single time I see it. I wish they’d post the whole thing though! Red rocks!

Here is a random election day stat: Joe Biden was the first US President to not have a Pistons’ playoff appearance since Richard Nixon (1964-1968).

This is brilliant

@DetroitWilliam Major doubts that LaVine gets in. I think Maxey gets in as a reserve since he’s a one-man show now in Philly

NBA All Star teams after 4-5 games: West SGA-Ant-Bron-AD -Jokic Luka-Kyrie-Book-KD-Sabonis Green-Chet Next 5: Harden, Randle, DeMar, Curry, Hield East Trae-Spida-Tatum-Banchero-Giannis Dame-LaVine-Jaylen-Siakam-KAT LaMelo-Jarrett Next 5: Brunson, Cade, Mobley, White, Maxey

Darth Tall in the house

"The price of eggs is a little high so I think I'll vote for American fascism." Said the complete dipshits.

Van Lathan & Rachel Lindsay had one of the best takes summarizing who Trump is, what he represents, and why he’s untouchable.

Ok this is pretty funny

@Chappells_Show Wait how tall are we talkin?

“Chappell why are you so tall?”

The replies to this tweet (and many like it) are so obviously automated. I’m losing faith in Twitter pretty quickly…

@KentWeyrauch lol that was his dad?!

Morse telling Christian Watson's DAD that he's wrong about Watson's injury is incredible content.

@AMikeBloomType Best episode of the new era. It had literally everything. All three tribes had something wild happen.

It's #Survivor47 episodes like that one that still make me invigorated to be a fan nearly 25 years in. Alliances beginning to fracture, a comedic idol-finding scene, a rivalry flares up to the fullest, a big swing being outdone by ANOTHER big swing This is bliss

@DetroitWilliam But this guy exists

From my minute of research I don't see Gritty City being taken by anything other city. Make it happen Detroit!

@they0ungknight Full tilt boogie amirite

Me after eating 17 pieces of pizza at The Sanctuary (Where Good Things Happen ™️) #Survivor