Nick T. Simmons

@CormacMcCrthy I do not know if you are the real Cormac McCarthy. But even if you are not, you are an international treasure. If you are real, then you are a treasure twice over, once for your books and once for this Twitter. Bless you, sir.

@peteholmes michael phelps.

@seanonolennon i lol'd.

Here they are landing on stage in a gigantic metal spider. Have you ever landed on stage in a gigantic metal spider? No? Thought so.

Tired of hearing ppl say @genesimmons buying crypto isn’t a good sign, ‘don’t take business advice from Kiss’ bass player.’ Gene Simmons is famous for his business acumen and has twice the IQ of any of you. He has accomplished much and you have accomplished nothing. #Bitcoin