Nick Watts

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Nick Watts

@NickWatts

Old Row | UW 🦡 | A white boy in motion stays in motion

San Francisco, CA Katılım Aralık 2019

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Nick Watts@NickWatts·5m

So when Scottie Scheffler gets arrested for ASSAULTING A POLICE OFFICER they let him off with a little slap on the wrist and an apology… But when Tiger gets arrested they make a whole big stink about a little fender bender 🤔 Make that make sense folks

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Nick Watts@NickWatts·39m

@ClayTress That sounds like pension heaven to me lol

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Clayton Tress@ClayTress·40m

@NickWatts It gets better……they are police AND fire combined. So you’re both a cop and fireman. Typically have support from Martin County in the north and Palm Beach County in the south

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Nick Watts@NickWatts·41m

Jupiter Island PD might just be the greatest government job on Earth All you have to do is hang out on the wealthiest beach in the world and pull Tiger over every couple months

Clayton Tress@ClayTress

@NickWatts Won’t find him there, gotta go a little further north

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Nick Watts@NickWatts·47m

@iAjitPratap Someone was probably provoking him

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Ajit Pratap Singh@iAjitPratap·48m

@NickWatts How does someone possibly roll over a vehicle on that road, in front of the Yacht Club....flat as a pancake, 30 mph......

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Nick Watts@NickWatts·1h

On my way to Jupiter PD to bailout Tiger #freehim

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Nick Watts@NickWatts·50m

@phatmat456 Well I would say the other roadblock is that I can’t imagine there are many reservations laying around in Louisville on derby weekend

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phatmat456@phatmat456·51m

@NickWatts Na its a fancy place he has one in cincy too it the place to be derby weekend

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Nick Watts@NickWatts·58m

Going to the Kentucky Derby this year 🐎 Haven’t been to a horse race since the 2023 Belmont when they ran out of all booze and mixers except Jack so the bartenders just started pouring people massive cups of whiskey

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Nick Watts@NickWatts·52m

@phatmat456 Isn’t that a chain tho?

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phatmat456@phatmat456·55m

@NickWatts Try to hit Jeff ruby steakhouse for dinner one night

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Nick Watts@NickWatts·53m

@pucks__deep @rpz1495 Insane timing

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?@pucks__deep·2h

@NickWatts @rpz1495 This is funny as fuck after the news today.

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Nick Watts@NickWatts·2d

Used to be a huge Tiger Woods fan Loved his use of narcotics, rampant infidelity, and multiple DUIs But then I found out he might be on steroids and THATS where I draw the line

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Nick Watts@NickWatts·55m

@phatmat456 I hope so!

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phatmat456@phatmat456·56m

@NickWatts Derby is a lot of fun you'll love it

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Nick Watts@NickWatts·1h

@toga_party_ Send the video lol

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Rick Saratoga@toga_party_·1h

@NickWatts Saw a video about how it’s all fake

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Nick Watts@NickWatts·2h

Huge Big John fan and obsessed with the fact that he lives in a windowless garage in Florida with his tv plugged into the ceiling #allheart

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Nick Watts@NickWatts·1h

@RheinEsq We actually have no idea if Tiger had a poppy seed bagel today

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Eric Rhein@RheinEsq·1h

@NickWatts Maybe he was avoiding the other driver involved, who’d been driving recklessly. We don’t know who was at fault yet.

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Nick Watts@NickWatts·1h

We need to see all the facts first

Nick Watts@NickWatts

Still cracking up at this guys tweet “So NO ONE cares that Tiger is on the juice?!” Dawg Tiger could kill someone on live television and I’d still argue that we need to see all the facts first

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Nick Watts@NickWatts·2h

Bad day. Sad day.

Nick Watts@NickWatts

Used to be a huge Tiger Woods fan Loved his use of narcotics, rampant infidelity, and multiple DUIs But then I found out he might be on steroids and THATS where I draw the line

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Nick Watts@NickWatts·3h

I would never try to wage a brand war but I ordered this Wisconsin polo from Johnnie O 4 days ago and the B Draddy polo I ordered on March 15th has not come yet #noticing

Nick Watts@NickWatts

I’ve been looking for an American flag polo and it’s weird to me that Johnnie O, Peter Millar, and H&B don’t sell any (some credit to Johnnie O for selling other USA items) B Draddy seemingly the only true American patriots #noticing

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Nick Watts@NickWatts·3h

@frontierism Which is hilarious because pickleball makes unathletic slobs feel like they’re Muhammad Ali. It’s the perfect analogy.

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Frontierism@frontierism·3h

@NickWatts Yes but they’re also gonna make wads of cash off the lightweights’ feeling of accomplishment

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Nick Watts@NickWatts·4h

This is like when pickleball was invented and pickleballers were going up to tennis players saying “You play tennis? No way! I just got in to pickleball! Pretty much the same!” That’s how I feel watching weekend drinkers struggle to eat 9 lil smokies and a coors light tallboy

New York Post@nypost

I did the stomach-churning 999 Challenge at Citi Field — and it felt a lot like watching the Mets trib.al/U6SYdnx

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Nick Watts@NickWatts·5h

@EddieBarstool @UncleChaps @DonnieDoesWorld Hoover Dam and Niagara Falls on here pisses me off because what do you mean you don’t fuck with hydroelectricity? Also the Gateway Arch has a first of its kind elevator tram invented by a guy named Dick Bowser that should never be disrespected

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Eddie@EddieBarstool·6h

Overrated Tourist Destinations Draft ft. @UncleChaps & @DonnieDoesWorld Who ya got?

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Nick Watts@NickWatts·21h

Also I caught one of the randoms I was playing with swipe one of my club tees from the tee box and just looked at him like this

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Nick Watts@NickWatts·22h

1st round of the season Skyway Golf Course: fun 9 holes, doesn’t get much better for a spot to play after work I also saw a fox which was sick

Nick Watts@NickWatts

Looking to play a lot of golf this summer in NYC area What are some good courses I should look into in NY/NJ/CT area that are relatively accessible by train?

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