oh my codd

Almost tweeted "dropped outta school now we dumb rich", but then I realized I have a 50 page study guide in front of me and $3 to my name.

@AldiUSA where are the chicken fries and why have they been sold out for months… this is v important please respond thanks 🫶🏼

(walking into my boss’s office) hey do u mind if i go outside and play

jealous of all the children who are having a valentine’s day party in class rn with their little homemade vday boxes to put all of their little vday candy in

RT and Follow @DirtyHit to win two tickets for tonight's show in Pittsburgh

BREAKING: The first US polio case in over 9 years happened because they were not vaccinated. They now have paralysis. I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but vaccines work.

I miss Euphoria Sundays

Get the blood banks prepared for massive transfusion Stock broad spectrum antibiotics ICUs prepare for sepsis Surgery prepare for bowel perforations and diversions IR prepare to embolize more uterine arteries than you’ve ever imagined Gyn will be calling you.

I’m absolutely devastated for the people of America today. Check on your friends. Look after each other. We’re all in this together, and the fight is just beginning. A truly dark day for America.

@SYSCAbout @bluejeenbaby_

i genuinely don’t think i could meet harry styles, it would ruin my life

Black&Yellowstone National Park is beautiful this time of year

Adult life is constantly saying to your friends let’s do something soon and suddenly 6 months have gone by

I really need Miley to tour as Hannah Montana. Long blonde wig, sparkly outfits and all.

We need Democrats on every news channel across the country talking about abortion rights like this.

The darkest part of living in a nation hellbent on forced birth is that it simultaneously is a nation utterly disinterested in supporting children and parents once those fetuses become living, breathing humans.

Why can’t billionaires do something useful like get One Direction back together