Nick Perilli

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Nick Perilli

@nicoloperilli

Writer (Child Lucia & Other Library Fabula | Cul-de-sac). Library person. First person in the world to get the platinum trophy in Epic Mickey 2 on PS3.

Internet Void Katılım Şubat 2010
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Ethel, a Micro Press
Ethel, a Micro Press@the_ethelzine·
Stay tuned but mark your calendar: a gaggle of Ethels will be reading at A Novel Idea @anovelideaphl Bookshop in Philly on 8/18 at 3 PM including KenPobo @KenPobo Nick Perilli @nicoloperilli , Nick Mehelick @NMehalick , Dev Murphy and Eliezra Schaffzin 😃
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I probably ate ten truckloads of the nachos lunchables when I was a kid because nachos can't have lead in them. Nachos wouldn't do that to me.
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Nah, bro, even the microcrust on an uncrustable is too much crust for me.
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I took off my seasonal Freddy Krueger sweater before dropping off my daughter at daycare. That's just good parenting.
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This skeleton communes with the cosmos in an unholy effort to bring back the old MTV.
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Cultists sacrificed my little brother to The Great Pumpkin.
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Every time I see an entire family walk out of a house together, I like to think 'good, the ghost finally got em out of there'
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september 30 v october 1
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Anime Aesthetics
Anime Aesthetics@anime_·
I need Ghibli Hugs ❤️
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We are co-parenting with David Attenborough.
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How far have you fallen if you sincerely wish you were an Oscar Meyer weiner? What life decisions led you to such a low state?
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Too bad, Bank. I spent this month's mortgage payment on spooky cereals like It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! Cereal and orange Rice Krispies.
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Rating fictional librarians while being a librarian: Evelyn O'Connell, The Mummy (1999) 📖 Says "I'm a librarian!" 📖 Knocks over shelves like dominos, something all librarians dream of 📖 Kisses Brendan Fraser 📖 Handles the book of the dead with care 4/5 1920s Cardigans
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I'm rating fictional librarians at work: HARPOCRATES, Final Fantasy XVI 📖 Keeper of the lore, tracks your library usage with levels 📖 Lets orphans hang out in the library, keeping them from being eaten by monsters/stabbed by imperials 📖 Sits down all the time 3.9/5 cardigans
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