Nick Perilli

Gaze at the front cover of my novel CUL-DE-SAC, available October 2022 from @MontagPress! I feel like we nailed the vibe, which is very much a person curled up amongst a wispy shadow eye. #novel #BookTwitter #writing nickperilli.com/cul-de-sac/

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Stay tuned but mark your calendar: a gaggle of Ethels will be reading at A Novel Idea @anovelideaphl Bookshop in Philly on 8/18 at 3 PM including KenPobo @KenPobo Nick Perilli @nicoloperilli , Nick Mehelick @NMehalick , Dev Murphy and Eliezra Schaffzin 😃

Two books by Nicks (I hear there is a secret third Nick?!). @nicoloperilli

I probably ate ten truckloads of the nachos lunchables when I was a kid because nachos can't have lead in them. Nachos wouldn't do that to me.

Nah, bro, even the microcrust on an uncrustable is too much crust for me.

I took off my seasonal Freddy Krueger sweater before dropping off my daughter at daycare. That's just good parenting.

This skeleton communes with the cosmos in an unholy effort to bring back the old MTV.

Cultists sacrificed my little brother to The Great Pumpkin.

Every time I see an entire family walk out of a house together, I like to think 'good, the ghost finally got em out of there'

september 30 v october 1

I need Ghibli Hugs ❤️

Next week on Sunday--if it's raining we are under the Liberty Bell @TimothyGager @grahamjirvin @postpunkpoet @nicoloperilli

We are co-parenting with David Attenborough.

How far have you fallen if you sincerely wish you were an Oscar Meyer weiner? What life decisions led you to such a low state?

See you in the square this September @grahamjirvin @nicoloperilli @postpunkpoet @TimothyGager

Too bad, Bank. I spent this month's mortgage payment on spooky cereals like It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! Cereal and orange Rice Krispies.

Some more highlights: @KyleLukoff @nahhhlina @nicoloperilli @jiordancastle @rosso_christina all at @anovelideaphl at the same time! Kid-lit legends @ca_london @CharlesBush10 @amyignatow @isaacblum_ @dianarwallach all together at @CBWHaverford! #PhillyBookCrawl

Rating fictional librarians while being a librarian: Evelyn O'Connell, The Mummy (1999) 📖 Says "I'm a librarian!" 📖 Knocks over shelves like dominos, something all librarians dream of 📖 Kisses Brendan Fraser 📖 Handles the book of the dead with care 4/5 1920s Cardigans

I'm rating fictional librarians at work: HARPOCRATES, Final Fantasy XVI 📖 Keeper of the lore, tracks your library usage with levels 📖 Lets orphans hang out in the library, keeping them from being eaten by monsters/stabbed by imperials 📖 Sits down all the time 3.9/5 cardigans