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@Austen Grab your jackets. Get your shoes on. Time to go.

Adults with kids go to the park with the same energy as single people go to the club

I’m just going to say it. Kindergarten via Zoom is a complete waste of time.

My 4yo just told me the hand sanitizer I made her use (or “hanitizer,” as she calls it) smells like “lavender with poisonous in it.”

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@bcwright To understand: step 1 - have kids

Yelling "liveness probe" to my 3 year old in the bath in the other room is an example of my proficient parenting.

Please, unfold your acronyms.

#doordash can't handle the load

@anicol So true! Having intermittent access over here. Was having to read messages on my phone but was able to respond on my computer yesterday, that was fun.

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Shuffling the cards. 5 cards in the mix.

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