Mark Hamling

@mushroomdiary Can anyone help confirm or deny my suspicion? Found these in leaf litter in our garden, are these Death Caps? or something more benign?

@EveHart @HannahAlOthman If it helps, we've found these under carpet tiles and screed. Also the 1970's milk cartons and cigarette packets left in the cavity under the floor.

Buy an old house, they said. It’ll be fun, they said 🙃 Someone literally shoved old bags of grout and newspapers into the holes in the floor, then laid shit laminate on top, without even fastening it down properly. Jesus Christ 🤡

I didn't even know this Measurements consultation was taking place. (No option for metric only!) It must be one of the People’s Priorities. 🙄 Don’t let Mogg get away with a return to imperial measurements by default. Tell them no. It closes on the 26th. beisgovuk.citizenspace.com/opss/measureme…

@davidschneider Don't forget the 'have your Birthday off work' govt promotion too. My other half works 10hr shifts (as will many front line workers) but has been given 7.5 hrs extra leave, so it's '3/4 of your birthday off' really.

@rosiejones665 😔 No, they can obviously roll out the vaccine faster than the stickers and little cards saying you've been jabbed.

@nidget13 Did you get a sticker though?

As it now seems mandatory to tweet, I've just been Pfizer'd. One more jab to full protection... and Bluetooth connectivity. 😁 #vaccinated #bluetooth

@rachelparris They didn't run out, they just downgraded the requirement to whatever they had left. Full mask, surgical mask, just breath through your nose and keep the window open...

@JamesMelville Considering the open debate I followed for, I'm surprised at the amount of biased 'research' shared. Taiwan, look no restrictions. AIER Taiwan, early and strict border control, ban foreign visitors, mandatory quarantine on returning home. BBC No virus cases = No lockdown.

“The lockdown paradigm is collapsing. The signs are all around us. We know for sure that the lockdowns imposed astonishing collateral damage. What we do not see is any relationship between lockdowns and disease outcomes.” aier.org/article/the-lo…

CUT the strings before throwing out. Reaching as many people as possible: Please pass on.

@sharronb1863 @UteriSpinning @Jaimi_Shrive @Pulpy_Milk Kudos both on a really civil discussion. Fascinating that a thread on consent became dominated by the definition of "enthusiasm". FRIES model is interesting (and sensible). Consent needn't be the "TV presenter" level or clothes tearing enthusiasm, but notably not reluctant.

@UteriSpinning @Jaimi_Shrive @Pulpy_Milk Never heard of that. Just consenting means you want it too. No need for enthusiastically. It implies something else

Having sex with someone who isn’t enthusiastically consenting is rape.

@rosiejones665 It's how it should have been from the start. My brother's in NZ, you pay to quarantine after a holiday and their lock down actually was. They've got almost 0 cases, a low number of deaths. They went out for dinner and had friends come over at Christmas. I know my preference.

The newspaper is painting a grim picture today. Nothing open until May, having to pay to quarantine on return if you go on holiday & no Olympics.

@cathmo87 Sweepstake? Month and year, I'm in an optimistic mood...

@jamesrbuk ... But last week Dominic Raab said (on BBC news) that stockpiling was a normal part of the supermarket business? 🤔 twitter.com/Femi_Sorry/sta…

@cathmo87 @DevonLiveNews As long as you follow social distancing guidance.... 2m apart?

@elaphantstone @jowhiley +1 for the Peanut Butter Falcon

@jowhiley Or The peanut butter falcon 👍

Looking for Film recommendations!! Something for me and Coco ages 12. Loved Enola Holmes. We’ve done Mean Girls etcetc. What are you loving?

We all want fair play in elections - but these plans will weaken the Electoral Commission and make it easier to distort democracy. I've signed @unlockdemocracy's petition to put democracy before party interest. secure.unlockdemocracy.org.uk/make-elections…

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@BrewDogJames @BrewDog Hocus Potus

Inspired by the leader of the free world, we of thinking of making a new @BrewDog beer. Which name is best? If we make it, all profits will go to environmental charities & causes.

Woke up a slight sore throat so thought I'd do the right thing & get a Covid test. Official Gov.uk website now demanding I share my information with an American Credit Check Company. No way that's good news.

@Cam283Robert @KatyJayne101 Tbh, when you used the phrase 'any of them!' you demonstrated the point.

Liverpool banned The Sun and now its banned Nigel Farage. Could any City be more awesome?