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Andy Burnham was caught having a full-blown meltdown while campaigning in Makerfield ahead of the by-election. He only calmed down when Gemma Collins arrived, having apparently been summoned to save the campaign, but sadly, tragedy soon ensued. {satire}

@leicsccc Modern-day Botham

Do yourself a favor and listen to this 20 second clip. This stag group have really been the MVP’s of today! 👏 Ben Green’s fan club out in full force. #Foxes🦊

Have to agree...

@JamieMagill5 @RealMarkLatham Anything to the rumours Deano had something with ABs missus?

Always found Allan Border's decision to usurp Dean Jones from the Test Side (and his non-inclusion for the 1993 Ashes Tour) to be incredibly harsh @RealMarkLatham

@jfwduffield @adrian_rollins Terrifying 6-11!

@adrian_rollins Without a settled batting order developing a decent slip cordon was difficult. Team structure is very important & having a keeper & allrounder in the top 7 allows you to pick 5 bowlers. Lewis, DeFreitas, Ealham etc were all tried. Duncan Fletcher insisted on 5 bowlers.

Because England lacked either batsman-keeper or a bowling all rounder & rarely played 5 bowlers. Which made picking the wayward Malcolm very difficult. Malcolm had a test bowling average of 37 for a reason.

Alec Stewart reflects on England's Ashes defeat to Australia in the summer 🗣️

@JamieMagill5 @RealMarkLatham Depends if you’re basing it on their peaks. Peak Botham wins. Then Stokes, Flintoff, Greig.

In what order would you place England all-rounders Tony Greig, Ian Botham, Andrew Flintoff and Ben Stokes? 🏏 @RealMarkLatham

@OversLife Correct. Malcolm didn’t bowl in that test nor did other bowler (Watkin?)

Kindly note that this wasn’t Sir Viv’s final knock. His last Test came at The Oval, where he scored 2 and 60. West Indies were following on and eventually lost the match by 5 wickets. But yes, this was one of his last innings.

Son: Dad, are you crying? Dad: No… just Sir Viv batting for the last time. 💔

@WG_RumblePants When conditions are ripe for dibbly-dobbly he's a must

Let’s see. There seems to be an awful lot of noise about this out there - not sure any of it is warranted or why it’s happening. But what do people really think? Should Ollie Robinson be selected for England this summer?

@NoContextCounty 45

Harry Brook currently has a test average of 54.8, what will this be by the time he retires?

@NoContextCounty 44.7 or less

TONIGHT AT 7PM The final piece of the puzzle. It’s my ORIGINAL video that was made in December, the one that Hampsons sweet-talked me into deleting. Thankfully I had a backup, so here it is. youtu.be/nip2zYZQkOY

Gaffe-prone Kemi Badenoch denies calling for the UK to join Donald Trump’s war on Iran. This is a bizarre denial, as I was about 20ft away from her last week when she did exactly that. theguardian.com/politics/2026/…

🚨 Louis Theroux reveals that Andrew Tate was too much of a coward to speak to him for his documentary on the Manosphere. He says Tate sent him a graph of both their Google searches to show how he's more relevant... except it showed that Louis has recently been Googled more than Tate.

This is genuinely extraordinary: x.com/MicloutT/statu… Speaking is General Sir Richard Shirreff, NATO's former Deputy Supreme Allied Commander Europe. He says that the UK "should not, in any way, shape or form be involved with the Americans because they are being led by a couple of gung-ho nutters like Trump and Hegseth without a proper strategy and without serious thought about what the end state for this war is." He goes on: "Yet again we have an American president who has gone to war, a war of choice, a war of hubris frankly, without ANY [the emphasis is his] clear idea of how the war ends and without any clear strategy." He predicts that "this thing is going to go south very, very quickly." He highlights in particular just how foolish it was to kill Ayatollah Khamenei: "The idea of assassinating the Ayatollah Khamenei who was not just Iran's head of state but he was the religious symbol for Shiites worldwide. Assassinating him during the month of Ramadan is about as subtle as murdering the Pope on the steps of St Peter's in Holy Week. It will inflame the Shiite world and what you're doing by doing that is probably pushing large numbers of Iranians who might have been reconcilable, who might have thought about rising up, back into the fold of the irreconcilable."

Marco Rubio on Tuesday: "Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics." The White House Thursday:

@BennClips @JimSlaven usdaw.org.uk/latest-news/da…

@BennClips @JimSlaven Johnson a genuinely good guy, highly capable & been a great servant of Edinburgh south.

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It's official - thick twats vote Reform.