Dominique T

Leer my om te vergewe, want ek wil beter lewe. Ek is moeg om in die snye vas te kyk wat my herhinner hoe hartseer lyk

"He's 24 months old." 2. Your child is 2.

@TRACE_Inter Trace request making our day ...#jamming!

More braai ons of hoe?? @JJvr12

An old Japanese myth says that if you shut the fuck up, you will be silent.

Vergeet van pick up lines, ons benodig break up lines, soos : "Is dit warm hier binne of is ons verhouding besig om my te versmoor?"

"Girls at my school be like: "Can you see my foundation line?" pic.twitter.com/MokPT3bc4q"

@JJvr12 whahahaha

When I see names carved into trees I don't think it's cute, I just think it's weird that so many people carry knives on dates...

Teacher:"why do I hear people talking?" Student:"because you have ears!"(O_O)

What the hell is almond milk? Almonds don’t even have boobs.

Ek is nie jou tipe nie? Skies dat my IK nie met n komma begin nie, grootseun!

Almal sê jy moet net geduldig wees, maar hul besef nie dat dit juis my swakste eienskap is nie

'Jy was ook net nog n vout'. Lyk my jou [F]oute kry nie end nie, [f]okkit

Ek hoop jy trip oor jou IK en val van jou ego af.

As jy weet hoeveel sy weeg is jy beslis ge-friendzone

That awkward moment you are dating an Ugly girl not for looks buh for her character and Attitude and yet she wants you to use her as your DP

Daardie oomblik wanneer iemand se zip af is, maar jy wil nie sê nie, want hoe gaan jy verduidelik hoe jy so laag kyk?

Ek's nou al so moeg om na die nors mense te kyk, ek is sommer lus en moer hulle met 'n happy meal.