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Started reading a poetry collection and I thought the table of contents was a poem. Was like 🤔 I don’t get this one

it’s cool that the tampon sizes stand for Small, Regular, and Large. so intuitive and consistent with other sizing standards!

I feel like f*ggotry is sexual chaos and d*kery is interpersonal chaos

@pstcolonialdame @FilmLinc This is unhinged

@FilmLinc Phantom Thread! 😍

What is the best film to watch with family over the holidays? ❄️

@pstcolonialdame Mullet?

Does anyone have a hairdresser in #nyc or #Brooklyn that they’d recommend? Looking to book in early January 💇🏽‍♀️

@pstcolonialdame STFU

@nikkibeebuzzbuz He lives in the same town as Shelby!!

I think most people underestimate how little being 5’4 is. I’m literally hopping around on my phone rn to type tjis out

slipped down some stairs and fell into the splits and that’s how I figured out I could do the splits 😌

@nai_nika thats a one way ticket to hell pal

are you a bad person if you skip over the mom voice recording when ur listening to an r&b album

My dream scenario is everyone i like sitting around a big table enjoying a bowl of soup that I made. They all say “wow, this is SO good” and they all ask for seconds

as a pretty person I love taking off my mask for a face reveal

@nai_nika “green power ranger fancam hot”

i don’t know why i tweeted this last night but i just opened safari and this was my last search

if i don’t get married to the green power ranger i don’t wanna get married

@greenoniongal maybe I’ll start closing my eyes and picking one at random and we’ll see how it goes over

turns out cutting out dairy really does do wonders if you’re lactose intolerant lmaoooooo

I send ppl music and then I listen to it and act like I’m them and hearing it for the first time

People will say “I could never commit to a tattoo” but then have the same haircut their whole life