nikki cook

Just came on here to say I deleted uber. #DELETEYourUberAcct

My doctor's office sells low-carb bread. Like, "thank you for stopping by for your flu shot, would you also like some bread? 5.99$"

Heey @nationalgridus - We've been waiting for now 9 hours and still told not to step out. How are we supposed to know if you're not coming?

I really like these solar jar things

Anyone need free lighting stuff? This is actually me, nikki. Not a bot. lamplust.com/contests-givea…

Common dude. I want to hate on you and judge how you spend your free time. I can't do that when all you're giving me is a photo & alma mater

I am personally offended that the people I'm trying to FB stalk don't have Facebook or are too good at adult to have public accounts.

I'm bad at Twitter.

Someone got hit by a train a station down from me. This means I am late to an interview. I am filled with rage.

Brooklyn: *4 Alarm Fire* Box3000 at 1312 Glenwood Rd Heavy fire in a 3 story frame private dwelling. Fire extension to 2 exposure buildings.

Well. Giant fire two blocks over woke everyone up and put the whole neighborhood on edge. I might as well get going on a page.

This moosh is going to hang out while I draw. "Common, don't you want to pet me?"

Much bigger dude just came in and sat on a dude man-spreading. I have been entertained.

This is basically how I'd like to spend my day.

Twitter ads are bizarre. "Looking for health tips?" Well, shit. Not on Twitter I'm not.

Now everyone is uncomfortable.

Looking at hilarious dirty fan art while people next to me totally disregard train etiquette. Oh how do you like this LotR elvish dick?

I'm crabby and everyone is an asshole this morning.

I kinda judge the middle age hippy white lady with the biggie tshirt. I shouldn't. But I do.

It's over. Not one word about economic inequality, climate change, Citizens United or student debt. That's why the Rs are so out of touch.