nikki cook

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nikki cook

nikki cook

@nikkicook

i draw. I am very tall and am descended from Norwegian prize fighters.

Brooklyn, NY Katılım Nisan 2008
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nikki cook@nikkicook·
My doctor's office sells low-carb bread. Like, "thank you for stopping by for your flu shot, would you also like some bread? 5.99$"
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nikki cook@nikkicook·
Heey @nationalgridus - We've been waiting for now 9 hours and still told not to step out. How are we supposed to know if you're not coming?
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nikki cook@nikkicook·
I really like these solar jar things
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Common dude. I want to hate on you and judge how you spend your free time. I can't do that when all you're giving me is a photo & alma mater
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nikki cook@nikkicook·
I am personally offended that the people I'm trying to FB stalk don't have Facebook or are too good at adult to have public accounts.
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nikki cook@nikkicook·
I'm bad at Twitter.
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nikki cook@nikkicook·
Someone got hit by a train a station down from me. This means I am late to an interview. I am filled with rage.
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NYScanner
NYScanner@nyscanner·
Brooklyn: *4 Alarm Fire* Box3000 at 1312 Glenwood Rd Heavy fire in a 3 story frame private dwelling. Fire extension to 2 exposure buildings.
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nikki cook@nikkicook·
Well. Giant fire two blocks over woke everyone up and put the whole neighborhood on edge. I might as well get going on a page.
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nikki cook@nikkicook·
This moosh is going to hang out while I draw. "Common, don't you want to pet me?"
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nikki cook@nikkicook·
Much bigger dude just came in and sat on a dude man-spreading. I have been entertained.
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nikki cook@nikkicook·
This is basically how I'd like to spend my day.
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nikki cook@nikkicook·
Twitter ads are bizarre. "Looking for health tips?" Well, shit. Not on Twitter I'm not.
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nikki cook@nikkicook·
Now everyone is uncomfortable.
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nikki cook@nikkicook·
Looking at hilarious dirty fan art while people next to me totally disregard train etiquette. Oh how do you like this LotR elvish dick?
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nikki cook@nikkicook·
I'm crabby and everyone is an asshole this morning.
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nikki cook@nikkicook·
I kinda judge the middle age hippy white lady with the biggie tshirt. I shouldn't. But I do.
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Bernie Sanders
Bernie Sanders@BernieSanders·
It's over. Not one word about economic inequality, climate change, Citizens United or student debt. That's why the Rs are so out of touch.
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