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George is giving this geezer #LoveIslandUK

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@EGYPTAIR please can I have an urgent reply to my dm! Your app and website aren’t working for seat reservations and I have a medical concern that requires one

@EGYPTAIR urgently need a reply on DM for a booking tomorrow please

what i looked like in 2016 is between me and god

@ohheyneha Hahaahahahahahahaha

@ninapez Nina teeth per capita has me screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If Shaq and Helena get together they’ll be a very high teeth per capita couple x #LoveIslandAllStars

If a girl asks your zodiac sign and your first response is to be annoyed, you’ve already fucked up. You don’t have enough whimsy in your heart to entertain an arbitrary topic for even a little tiny bit and it’s ugly

my ducks: in a row my elephant: addressed my eggs: several baskets my bigger fish: fried

This is the type of weather where you just stand in the shower half of the time doing nothing because the hot water feels good 😂

I want to rewatch all of this in chronological order someday like a movie marathon

Hootin and hollerin is one of the best combination of words ever

lmfao was it supposed to turn itself in?

i love going “streets are saying” before i say something i literally just made up

if i owned a casino i would put this photo on every slot machine

@ohheyneha Bleurgh no biscuit base

craving a San Sebastián cheesecake

@ohheyneha HAHAHAHAA

I made sure to include the umlaut in this man’s name for him to reply “hi Meha”. ok

Pls don’t tell me no. Find an alternative answer and make it a yes.

I’m the easiest person to ragebait like please don’t say shit to me cause yes I am going to get mad

@ohheyneha I’ll be there 24/7 with a cuppa and a tale to tell

I really enjoy just being around people. I hope when I have my own home it’s always full