
nines.sol
105 posts



we are reaching levels of debt and gambling that are truly a wonder to behold


THIS GUY HAS 9 FOLLOWERS - HE JUST MADE A MILLION DOLLARS Nobody knows who trader @404eq is - but he bought $17.5K of ASTEROID at an average of $2.5M Market Cap. Since then, he’s up over $1 Million. How bullish is he on ASTEROID?


最大6人協力プレイのカジノゲーム『Gamble With Your Friends』発売初日から人気。一人の破滅で全員道ずれ news.denfaminicogamer.jp/news/260502h 全員が「銀行口座と巨額の借金」を共有し、ギャンブルで借金の返済を目指す。「フレンドが勝手に黒に全額賭けてすべてを失った」など、カオスで理不尽な体験が好評

ai could never match this aura cause the fact a human went out of their way to make this is what makes it a billion times funnier

I rarely bookmark things but I bookmarked this

When you arrive at a lying competition but the competitor lied about the venue

When you arrive at a lying competition but the competitor lied about the venue


Hearing birds chirp outside and you haven’t slept

Hearing birds chirp outside and you haven’t slept




So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death.

苦手な爪切りで、 抵抗を諦めて黙って爪を切られるマーモットと、 次に順番を控え、パチンパチンと爪を切る音に、 逐一ビクっとしながら戦々恐々と横で待つマーモット

Le pedí a la IA que me mostrara cómo se vería mi perro como humano pero me arrepentí

Le pedí a la IA que me mostrara cómo se vería mi perro como humano pero me arrepentí
