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@ASleepyEgg I'd do it for a cheeseburger

Would you punch him for 2 billion dollars?

@TeamYouTube @Dexerto Roku has multiple minutes of ads sometimes unskipable

@Dexerto We’ve determined this was a result of a bug, which resulted in higher, inaccurate timers being shown for shorter ads. We’re rolling out a fix now. As we’ve said, we don’t have a 90 second non-skippable ad format and this was not a test.

YouTube has begun rolling out 90 second unskippable ads to their TV app “It’s simply not worth it to watch YouTube on the TV”

@DOG86255693 @gmad1889 @MarsBlut53 @Ouaisou52699735 @halfUrMomlife2 Song: The part where he kills you

@gmad1889 @MarsBlut53 @Ouaisou52699735 @halfUrMomlife2 * Achievement: The part where he kills you. *

@stickydacat I thought this was about that guy who turns everything to gold

MIDAS IS A LESBIAN???????

@codeHusky It's sad to see that parents just don't care about what their children see online to the point that companies have to do the parenting for them

“Over 90% of users” will not need to age verify, according to Discord. That means, considering Discord had ~600 million users in 2023: Over 60 MILLION USERS will be forced to give private personal information just so parents don’t have to turn on parental controls.

What Roblox is doing now is like if a store has a problem with robbers so they just shut down the store instead of hiring security or putting cameras up

@AlexSmalexx98 Lmao wtf was that post trying to get at

the existence of bicycles implies that tricycles don't exist

This guy sucks

Freeman you fool!!

w/ Half-Life 2 SFX

Necromancer? I hardly know her!

Room temperature orange slices

So I'm out for a run near my house and I see my wife's car drive past. She's home early, yay! i break into a sprint to try to catch up with her, arms flailing over my head the car drives past my house and keeps going that totally wasn't my wife i'm so sorry random person