Nintendo Boy

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Nintendo Boy

Nintendo Boy

@nintendoboy

THIS IS MY SECRET TWITTER ACCOUNT TO POST JOKE DRAFTS FOR @jeffreyvega! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO FIND THIS ACCOUNT! *runs away crying, arms flailing*

Twitter Katılım Ocak 2011
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Nintendo Boy
Nintendo Boy@nintendoboy·
Facebook is now using our names and "likes" for ads. Ha, good luck with "Jeffrey Vega likes I Didn't Trip, I Was Testing Gravity."
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Nintendo Boy
Nintendo Boy@nintendoboy·
I bought a new wallet and said, "Now I have no money to put in it!" Nobody laughed, mainly because I got it online by myself at home.
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Nintendo Boy
Nintendo Boy@nintendoboy·
I bought a new wallet and said, "Now I have no money to put in it!" Nobody laughed, mainly because I bought it online by myself at home.
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Nintendo Boy
Nintendo Boy@nintendoboy·
I was so hungry today that I saw a "greater than" Facebook status that said "Pizza >>>" and I actually turned to my right.
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Nintendo Boy
Nintendo Boy@nintendoboy·
Every time somebody posts a "greater than" status like "Pizza>>>>>" I always secretly hope that there's pizza to my right.
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Nintendo Boy@nintendoboy·
Whenever I buy a new wallet I always jokingly say to the cashier, "Now I have no money to put inside it!" They never laugh.
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Nintendo Boy
Nintendo Boy@nintendoboy·
Pizza (I'm running out of joke ideas so I'm just going to start posting things that people like and hope that they hit the "Like" button)
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Nintendo Boy
Nintendo Boy@nintendoboy·
I worked a total of 15 hours at American Eagle today. When I clocked out I actually flew home.
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Nintendo Boy
Nintendo Boy@nintendoboy·
No Shave November? More like "No Shave January to December" AMIRITE PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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Nintendo Boy@nintendoboy·
No Shave November? More like "No Shave January to December" AMIRITE PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nintendo Boy
Nintendo Boy@nintendoboy·
No Shave November? More like "No Shave January to December" AMIRITE PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE?!?!?!
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Nintendo Boy
Nintendo Boy@nintendoboy·
During a test today I ended up bubbling in "C" five times in a row, so I guess the scantron basically predicted my grade.
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Nintendo Boy@nintendoboy·
I started to untangle my headphones this morning and I JUST finished untangling them. I missed all of my classes today. :(
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Nintendo Boy@nintendoboy·
I start to untangle my headphones this morning and I JUST finished untangling then. I missed all my classes today. :(
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Nintendo Boy
Nintendo Boy@nintendoboy·
A woman is suing RadioShack for selling her an iPhone with x-rated images on it. That's crazy! People still shop at RadioShack!
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Nintendo Boy
Nintendo Boy@nintendoboy·
An Angry Birds sequel called "Bad Piggies" came out today! This time you play as the pigs, so all you do is just sit there.
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Nintendo Boy@nintendoboy·
I started untangling my headphones this morning and I literally JUST finished untangling them. I missed all my classes today. :(
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Nintendo Boy@nintendoboy·
"YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED!" -A guy who hates his calendar
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Nintendo Boy@nintendoboy·
I always feel bad leaving the person next to me on the bus to sit in an empty seat, so I justify it by slapping them in the face.
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Nintendo Boy
Nintendo Boy@nintendoboy·
"When your scuba certification is completed, you have my permission to dive." -Swim Coach Bane
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