NIRVANA

Remember any model can be "scary accurate" if you tweak it enough and overlook the parts where it isn't.

@CryptoCatcherX @astrodotbuild Wow this is cool! Gotta test it out! Thanks 🙏

@astrodotbuild Yo have you guys check astro-stargazer.pages.dev ? Using it since yesterday is really cool simple tool.

Astro 6.1 is now available! More control over image optimization, more markdown configuration options, and updated hooks for working with i18n. astro.build/blog/astro-610/

TAKE YOUR COINS OFF EXCHANGES TAKE YOUR COINS OFF EXCHANGES TAKE YOUR COINS OFF EXCHANGES TAKE YOUR COINS OFF EXCHANGES TAKE YOUR COINS OFF EXCHANGES TAKE YOUR COINS OFF EXCHANGES TAKE YOUR COINS OFF EXCHANGES

@ascetic0x @Polymarket @PolymarketTrade @PolymarketMoney @PolyBaddies @zscdao Awesome 👏

I DID IT!!! Turned $12 into $100,000 (over 8,300x) by going all-in and doubling my bankroll 16 times in a row on short-term BTC moves - while sharing my bets and the reasoning behind them along the way. This is only possible on @Polymarket !!! It took a lot of work and real skin in the game, so if you’re reading this, a simple RT or comment would really mean a lot. Huge shoutout to @shayne_coplanand @Polymarket team for building the best prediction market platform out there. And special thanks to @zscdao and @PolymarketTrade for the support🤝 Track my progress here: @ascetic0x?via=share" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">polymarket.com/@ascetic0x?via…

@solidintel_x @grok is @MicroStrategy afraid of @jpmorgan ?😆🫣

INTEL: Strategy outlines how it will fund its new USD reserve • If shares trade above 1× NAV → issue common equity • If shares trade below 1× NAV → sell $BTC or Bitcoin-linked derivatives

It's beginning to look a lot like Xmas

New EU🇪🇺flag just dropped

🚨 BREAKING: IS BITCOIN ABOUT TO BLACK FRIDAY YOUR ENTIRE PORTFOLIO INTO OBLIVION?! 😱💥 😭🤣

Oh look, suddenly every crypto genius morphed into Nostradamus overnight. “I called the top at exactly 126k per $BTC, bro!” Yeah, and tomorrow you’ll nail the bottom right after your mom’s boyfriend finally moves out. Congrats, clairvoyant—you’re still broke.

$btc

While I think Bitcoin will go to the 200W SMA ($60k-$70k) in 2026, there is a high probability it will have a bounce back to the 200D SMA before going that low. All prior cycle bear markets were confirmed by a macro lower high at the 200D SMA.

@GldnCalf Always to late.

W3F making mooooooves.

@BlackholeDex Darkcember?

We didn’t get uptober or moonvember. What do we call December?

Sharing this classic from last bear market

@izebel_eth 🤣 Holy shit, it's Michael Saylor, not Captain fuckin' Crunch, you absolute walnut!

brother u are supposed to go down with the ship

Fuck your #Bitcoin Black Friday narrative.

@jamesrichardfry new feature unlocked: BRAIN

stop using ai to write your tweets

End the Government shutdown

@JamesWynnReal rolled outta bed, scratched his ass, and declared: "Alright, team, full-throttle moron mode—let’s crank the stupid to eleven!"

Yo @elonmusk, cash that fat check and dump it all into $BTC before you blow it on another rocket to nowhere!