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Tired, but not giving up! Pls download and share before there is a gag order on me. Thanks to @IndiaESI (who also impleaded in my PIL against misleading branding of sugary drinks as ORS), @FAIMA_INDIA_ , HRDA Andhrapradesh, HRDA Telangana, MARD Thane, MARD Nagpur, Junior Doctor's Association Ahmedabad, Telangana Junior Doctor's Association, Junior Doctor's Association Ranchi, T-SRDA, GARD, Telangana Doctor's Forum, RDA Aligarh, RDWS UP, IMA Telangana State, IMA Hyderabad Airport, Endocrine Society of Telangana, Indian Doctor's and Dermatologists against quackery, for condemning the notice of Johnson&Johnson and Kenvue in which they accused me of disparaging them for my commercial benefits and views! Thank you for staying by my side! Grateful!

@deepakshenoy Hahaha...it will be fun to watch :)

Can we build this here in India? Man I would pay for this.

@Nick_khandelwal iss thinking ke chakkar mein poora bond market spike ho gaya. we need further higher order thinking. This is not working..

Punting my money that Trump tries to take Kharg island in the next week or two and easily takes it.

can Nifty show the level today which it was showing yesterday in Gift Nifty ? Is it too much of an ask?

@ZiddiBakra ahh...Need to increase my insta time :)

@ZiddiBakra handwash with brush nahi hota kya aajkal? What did i miss?

@narutoindia1 +1

I am seriously bored of this stock market trading thing Life ma kuch aur sizeable , meaningful karna hai

🚨 BREAKING: TRUMP'S INSIDER WITH A 100% WIN RATE JUST OPENED A $201M LONG AHEAD OF THE U.S. MARKET OPEN TODAY THIS GUY WENT ALL-IN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE OCTOBER CRASH, WHEN HE MADE $65 MILLION IN JUST 3 HOURS ALL EYES ON THE INSIDER!! 👀

5 minutes before Trump’s announcement: * $1.5B notional worth of S&P500 (ES) futures are bought in a single clip. * $192M notional of oil futures (CL) sold. More than 4x-6x any other trade size during the market close. Insiders profited from his lies in broad daylight!

@ZiddiBakra Modiji ne war rukwa diya...kya baat kar rahe ho?

@ZiddiBakra @AshishGupta325 Sab plan hai tumhara...mera to maan nahi kar raha hai ab yeh movie dekhne ka :)

Stock market party is over for the bachcha party My Paisanomics column for the Mumbai Mirror. The BSE 500 – which is a good representation of the overall Indian stock market – has fallen 8 per cent during March. The bachcha party, which has grown up listening to financial influencers and the well-shaved, tie-less, suited-booted types in the business of managing other people’s money (OPM), has found the fall to be out of syllabus. The finfluencers sold them a dream that it was possible to get rich – just before lunch time. The OPM types were like, lunch time is difficult, but we can have you up and running by tomorrow morning. And this felt right, as long as prices went up. But if you buy stocks at very high prices vis-à-vis the earnings of the companies they represent, making money on that investment is going to take time. You might even lose money. The finfluencers and the OPM-wallahs largely specialise in telling people that stock prices will continue to go up because they’ve been going up. This is a sales trick that is as old as the hills. As EB White, my favourite non-fiction writer, wrote in The New Yorker magazine in 1929: “The collapse of the market, over and above the pain, couldn’t help but be amusing… The quake, furthermore, verified our suspicion that our wise and talky friends hadn’t known for months what they were talking about when they were discussing stocks.” The point being the finfluencers and the OPM-wallahs have an incentive to sell what they do, irrespective of the state of the stock market. But it’s the bachcha party’s incentive to figure out what’s right for them. Will they? Julian Barnes in his book ‘Flaubert’s Parrot’ quotes the French writer Gustave Flaubert as saying: “Whatever else happens, we shall remain stupid.” The stock market party was never about investing – it was about belief. The bachcha party bought stories, not stocks. Now the bill has arrived. Markets ultimately punish hope that is dressed up as a certainty. The next cycle will come, with new stories. The only question is: Will the bachcha party pay twice for the same lesson? Their parents clearly did. mumbaimirror.indiatimes.com/opinion/party-…

bro just keep buying the dip, become fully invested bro, watch sachee trivedi video for the 100th time bro, forget about oil and war and economy, it's all dhurandhar and soft power bro, the bottom is near, *new bottom forms*, this is the last bottom i swear on my ex-wife bro

@mrsquanch kitni baar bharosa karna hai? Aur ghar bhi bechna hai kya? :)

Solid first principle investment advice by my quant fren.

@ZiddiBakra hahah...thoda tabiyat se girne do yaar....abhi to kuch bhi nahi gira..

Bhai.. 20% bhi down nahi hai top se and bear market / final capitulation chilla rahe hain.. Ajeeb siyapa hai

You’ll have ample opportunity to invest before the market rises..patience is the edge. Get out of Covid hangover.

Indians are the only people in the world who mock and harass you instead of supporting you when you demand basic infrastructure from the government. No wonder we are in a complete mess. 😑

Zerodha just doubled the brokerage. Applicable if use Non-cash margin (Pledged Shares or Equity mutual fund). This 50 cash and 50 non-cash rule is still applicable only on brokers, not clients. But now Zerodha wants you to pay a premium. Btw STT is also up from April 1. SAD

@ZiddiBakra :)