Nitla Cooke

Having a toddler around when you're trying to listen to a meeting is inherently chaos but having a tiny human assistant who wants to feed you cheerios is kinda nice

@TheHashtag0nist I was thinking about this a while back when I was putting away a whole box of shoes that the babies never wore

“For sale: Baby shoes, never worn” before you are a parent: 🥲🥲 so much implied tragedy. So sad. “For sale: Baby shoes, never worn” after becoming a parent: That baby probably had way too many fucking shoes and clothes. Hope they got $5 for em 😤

@elibelly Jajaja I repeat this in my head a lot

"ella suma cum laude yo suma dificultad" is one of the greatest song lyrics about dating an uptown girl

Croissants are such messy bitches

@TheHashtag0nist from work-mode to a la mode am I right

Shifting out of work-mode for a bit for Thanksgiving! We’ll be back on the hustle on Tuesday! But first we chill!

Using a new phone without a case around 3 kids under 3 is truly the most dangerous game

@aeolianharps Jeff but what about TWO babies and a toddler

The nose Frida is currently the best and worst thing in my house

Design when PM's wanna build a feature 😅

do you ever start doing something and then 30 minutes later you still haven't started

Remember when everything was IoT

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@aeolianharps Lol same

@hidrees The heels

@hidrees I'm listening to the tick tick boom soundtrack on a loop

@MartaKule These are so pretty!!

I can't not be an awkward turtle signing off on zoom

Should've gone with my gut on that third guess Wordle 212 4/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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My only real mom hack is using the red piece of the Grimms rainbow to scoop all the toys from under the couch. 10/10 works every time