Night in the Woods Quote Bot

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Yeah. Mostly just watched TV and did therapy.

Yeah I’m good. Just flew too close to the sun, the chocolate milky sun.

I don’t really know what to say. What in the hell even happened last night?

That's an arm.

I feel like a lot of people don’t think they found god but like god found them. Like when they were having bad times like you did.

No one can resist the stars forever.

It’s been a really bad night.

Mae, hon, I’m worried about you.

Anyway, you’re here now, and I’m here now and it’s a lovely day and I was worried I’d have to smash these lightbulbs all by myself.

I don’t know if I do moderation well.

Hey Aunt Molly! We found an arm!

Okay I am going to lay on my bed and die probably.

Here's to you, Possum Springs. Here's to survival.

'What’s at the other end of the scale?' It’s pizza all the way up.

I would push you out of this moving car right now, if it meant I could go to college.

Yeah. Tell her that her precious boy got stabbed in the woods.

I feel like no one cares. Everything just… sucks forever.

It's a fantastic ass right?

I… I thought when I came home… I just - I felt so safe here and everything made sense for a few days. And then all this.

Have you ever watered a tree?