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@CrimeLdn Shower cap

Update: 17-year-old Emmanuel Avogo (pic) was sentenced to 20 years for murder Adam Khan today. A 17-year-old girl was also given a 24 month detention and training order for manslaughter, for her part in the incident.

@SkySportsF1 Easily the most boring Spa race I've watched

What an end to Qualifying in Spa! 🍿

@bear_ing She is VERY LARGE

Props to the bridge engineer.

@dropsdotgg Your buying a guitar from a skateboard company. What do you expect?!!!

they did him really dirty 😭

@PolitlcsUK Would be easier to ban dogs. Not the good ones though just the really shit ones

🚨 NEW: The Government has launched a consultation on fireworks to protect dogs and pets - Limit loud fireworks to professional displays only - Tougher safety rules for lower-risk fireworks - Bans on the most dangerous fireworks

@Nocapmedia Fuck snakes. Pricks

Survival Instinct of a peanut

@memechaotic Fuck off

@streetfight23 That headbutt was fucking class

They picked the wrong security guard to mess with

@tobyg98 @Ryanair Why have you got a bomb tattoo on your arm

Paid for a window seat @Ryanair absolutely disgusting

@ScotRamsay This doesn't work. At. All

People in well insulated new build homes on the news complaining about them overheating need to learn from the French. Keep your windows and curtains closed during hot weather and your insulation will keep the heat out.

@theawayfans The rest of the team

Be honest. What's the one thing stopping this England team from winning the World Cup? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@iluminatibot English government

Name a scam that's been around so long that we don't even realize it's a scam anymore.

@CrimeLdn Pay or we take it away (your life)

@PolitlcsUK I bet this won't happen

🚨 NEW: The Government's gambling regulator has announced people who place large bets in a 24 hour window will soon undergo financial risk assessments The checks, using credit reference data, will apply from £750 for under-25s and £1,000 for over-25s

@dropsdotgg 4 year olds party clothes

Hell yeah

@talkSPORT Yes

Do you think this was a red card, YES or NO? 🤔

@FBAwayDays Villa aren't playing the world cup lads

Villa fans in Hooters, Cancun before their trip to Mexico City for the game tonight. 🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@CallumLyon Yeh but mate they are opening pubs till 5am for the football so that's the priority in this country

If someone is working 40+ hours a week, they shouldn't have to spend every month worrying about whether they'll make it to payday. A full time job should provide stability, not constant financial stress. The fact we've normalised working all month just to scrape by says everything about where we are right now.

@brandonfrank09 @TouchlineX Mexicans probably say the same about England

@TouchlineX I wouldn't step foot in that narco shit hole country until the day of the game. EVERYTHING in Mexico is run by the savages. No British person will be safe. Literally.

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Mexican journalists are reportedly planning to leak the location of England's team hotel ahead of the World Cup clash with Mexico, attempting to help Mexican fans disrupt the Three Lions' preparations. England are keeping the hotel location secret after around 1,000 Mexico fans reportedly gathered outside Ecuador's hotel before their last match, setting off fireworks, banging drums and car horns throughout the night. — @TheSun

@itfcrg @TouchlineX Battered? England can't beat Ghana and squeaked a win against Congo. English fans are so dillusional, your clapping absolutely mediocrity

@TouchlineX Mexico know they are going to get battered so they are resorting to trying to cheat like this 😂😂😂😂😂 pussiss