𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖊 𝖏𝖆𝖊

@beyoncegarden does he realize he has a gender neutral bathroom in his own house?

unemployed @KristiNoem

people say cats aren't affectionate but they will literally follow you from room to room just to always be near you and if that isn't a love language then i don’t know what is

Starting a hardcore podcast where we don’t protect abusers

@CelestialBirdx my parents use trustedhousesitters for their 6 dogs and 3 cats and its free minus the yearly fee!

@CelestialBirdx no. that’s $70~ a day. that’s standard rates for most pet sitters 😊

Out of curiosity, if you had to pay for a dog sitter for 3 weeks and they Stay in your home, would you say $1500 is too much?

@bimbobagginsx @bourboli love u angel girl 🤍

@njaex @bourboli Thank you Natalie, love you so much 💖

Getting a stress echo test and doctor increased my statin. If the echo shows no blockages I’ll be in good shape considering. My dad’s calcium score was 1700 and he had no blockages.

Unfortunately for everyone I will creep on peoples instagram stories with my full chest. No fake profile for me here is my full name and picture I am here watching you

@end_note stop 😭

@njaex I used to watch people Livestream peeling egg shells off the membrane

men are so easily amused because why has my fiance been watching a dude dig a hole in a wall with a fork for the last 12 days….

@FatXtim you’re my favourite person ever

@njaex HES GOTTEN SO FAR ITS SO COOL

@LBuckeye77 he legit rolled over the other night like BABE CHECK THIS OUT 😭😂

@FatXtim hahahahaha i love you!!

@njaex SORRY FOR BEING ATTRACTED TO YOU SEND ME TO JAIL

they need to study the chemical compound of my fiancé brain because he started taking prozac and somehow it has INCREASED his libido 👹

@FatXtim sex pest

@njaex 😄

(not complaining)

@FatXtim love you!!!!!!!

@njaex Dude literally same I love you!

my fiancé comes home today after being away for work for the last two nights and i’ve never been more excited in my life. almost 4 years together and i still hate when he’s not with me.

@PopCrave what a privilege it is to be so disconnected from the world that you don’t know that your neighbors are getting killed and kidnapped, ignorant asshole