Nick Ebert

My wife, opening a package: “oooh, must be my preworkout!” Package contents: 12 boxes of girl scout cookies.

Lincoln: 1 inch of snow. Nick’s driveway: Hold my beer... instagram.com/p/CKFTfP3h-DA/…

Manga-Tiles create an incredible amount of conflict between me and my three year old.

Earlier tonight, I reminded my wife that I once showed her a video of a machine folding laundry (FoldiMate). She responded that she already knew what I looked like.... I immediately started coughing from the smoke created by that massive burn.

Today is the one year anniversary of the formation of Ball, Loudon, Ebert, and Brostrom LLC! Immensely proud of @brettebert and her partners Christ Ball, Andrew Loudon, and Kara Brostrom. @ Lincoln, Nebraska instagram.com/p/CF096ekBVcm/…

Looks full to me. Better run it.

Another quarantine quote, “let’s see how I feel after I eat all this spaghetti”

“Make sure you eat that over the sink” has become my most common phrase during the quarantine.

Let’s let the Monday shift handle this one.

@paulbbauer Little mayo, little mustard, throw in a rough chop of mixed nuts. English muffin base optional, but heavily preferred.

@njebert Any recommendations for canned tuna?

Toast an English Muffin, hit with some olive oil, salt, and pepper. It is fantastic.

New app idea: Long-sleeve shirts for toddlers with sleeves that roll up. Game changer.

Shilpa on #UNLGradLife: My prof. was outstanding & supportive & the diverse group of intl. people here [was unique].

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