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Dangote is about to list his refinery on the stock market and this could change everything for African capital markets. Valued between $40 billion and $60 billion. Listing 5 to 10% of shares. That’s up to $5 billion raised in one IPO. The biggest Africa has ever seen. Not London. Not New York. African exchanges. The NGX currently sits at about $107 billion market cap. A $50 billion Dangote Refinery listing could nearly double the entire Nigerian stock market in one move. Let that sink in. And here’s the part that should excite every investor. Dividends will be paid in US dollars. You buy shares in naira. You collect dividends in dollars. That alone will attract serious foreign money. They’re not listing on just one exchange either. Nigeria, South Africa, Ghana, Kenya. A true pan-African IPO. First of its kind at this scale. The heads of all these exchanges already met with Dangote in Lagos to discuss it. Listing could happen as early as second half of 2026. Stanbic IBTC handling international placement. Vetiva on retail. FirstCap targeting pension funds. The machine is already moving. This is not just an IPO. This is Africa proving it can fund its own industrial projects without London or New York. That’s the real story here​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​.

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