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The biggest loser of the night is Vic Fangio. Not because he’s not good enough, but because Nick Sirianni wasted one of the franchises best defenses because he wanted to hire his butt-buddy as offensive coordinator instead of hiring an actual professional mind. I’m sorry, Vic.

You’re offered $250k, but you have to wake up at 5am every day for the rest of your life. Do you take it?

KIMMEL DEFENDS THE JOKE: "I said, 'our first lady Melania's here, look at her, so beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow. Which, obviously, was a joke about their age difference- and the look of joy we see on her face every time they're together. It was a very light roast joke about the fact that he's almost 80 and she's younger than I am. It was not by any stretch of the definition a call to assassination."

Unfortunately, Howie Roseman is winning the draft, again: Makai Lemon, Eli Stowers, and now trading picks for and signing Jonathan Greenard, a star pass rusher. They have Howie, we have Jerry.

HOWIE ROSEMAN STRIKES AGAIN!!! I SAID ON ARENA GRIDIRON AFTER THE COMBINE THAT ELI STOWERS, FROM MY VANDERBILT, WILL BE A BETTER NFL PASS CATCHER THAN SADIQ. INCREDIBLE HANDS, BODY CONTROL, ALL-WORLD LEAPING ABILITY. AND HOWIE JUST ADDED HIM TO MAKAI LEMON!!! EAGLES, FLYING.

Wait, no race-swaps from Netflix? How is it possible?

Pittsburgh broke the all-time round one attendance record with 320,000 fans tonight, topping the 275,000+ who attended in Detroit in 2024, per the NFL.

Whoopi Goldberg on health insurance: "If I don't go to the hospital for a whole year, where is my money? Why don't you give me the money back?"

You need valid ID to enter our bar. This isn’t a voting booth.

THE MOST OVERRATED fast food chain and it’s not even close, Chick-Fil-A ABSOLUTELY SUCKS! Bland, expensive, and lame menu! I said what I said!

Jamaal Bowman: "The reason why heart disease and cancer and obesity and diabetes are bigger in the black community is because of the stress we carry from having to deal with being called the N-word directly or indirectly every day."

The Tens of Minnesota Twins fans at the game tonight missed this SNF style intro

Maybe it’s the sport of basketball but there really is a lack of juice in these championship celebrations. Just won the National Title and they’re just high fiving each other like it’s a regular season game in January. Same goes for the NBA Finals.

JUST IN: The Wizards have issued an apology after they appeared to have pranked a fan into thinking he won $10,000 by pretending he made a blindfolded half-court shot. The Wizards say the skit was scripted and all participants were in on the joke. "We apologize for last night's April Fools' joke that left many wondering if we had misled a fan. The skit involving our mascot and other members of our performance team was scripted and intended to celebrate the day," they said. "All participants were in on the joke, but we missed the mark. Our fans are our priority, and we continue to be committed to providing a positive experience to all who attend our games."

Miles Bridges: Arrested and criminally charged with multiple felony counts of domestic violence and child abuse after an alleged assault on the mother of his children *30 game suspension, remained with the team Jaden Ivey: Christian who spoke out against Pride Month *Immediately cut from the team The NBA has a massive problem and it’s not Jaden Ivey

Can someone please recommend a tv series that's actually addictive, the kind that makes people stay up all night and finish season one in a sitting???????