Nicole Passmore

@bitajoudaki I just drank a 1AM diet coke, which is the right thing to do.

It’s normal to drink Diet Coke. End Diet Coke stigma now. ❤️

We 100% live in hell because how are you gunna pause a genocide on the Indigenous people of Palestine so you can celebrate a holiday that is also based on a genocide of the Indigenous people of the US

CUNY Jewish Law Students’ Statement on Palestine is unflinching. Inspiring. docs.google.com/document/u/1/d…

Ontario Place is one of the prettiest spots Toronto has, and if we lose hundreds of trees just so people can pay $100 to take a bath, I will protest the hell out of that godawful Therme spa and its loser clientele every damn day. #OntarioPlaceForAll

Yes I am a woman in STEM (watching the video of Kylie and Timothee to analyze whether their relationship is real).

Why the fuck do I have a PROMOTED post on my feed about how Tylenol causes Autism?! With comments saying "I think it's vaccines"...this website is hell.

You can just tell Timothée Chalamet hasn't had enough trauma to act believably insane.

@bitajoudaki Avoiding the function entirely to stay home and eat soup.

Leaving the function to go home and eat oatmeal at 11pm 😏

I hope she does a whole episode but never says a single line to SJP. Or even looks at her.

@selenavyle Use thick duct tape with a colour and make a Fifth Element outfit!

@chandeblair Honestly? Yes.

Launching my improv workshop it’s called stfu

We are back w/ RB 124: @TOsketchfest! March 18th, 11pm @comedybar bit.ly/3yA6RXy @migrivas, @FreddieRivas, Roger Bainbridge, @nlpassmore, @mywiferight, @VanceBanzo, Dan Beirne, @tiyawnda, @KikiRazzle, @KevinDowse, @TyraBanda, @TheKyahGreen & Rodrigo Fernandez-Stoll

I'd drown probably?

As a woman and a pedestrian, I can tell you a gentle finger wag or shake of the head enrages drivers.

Gotta give it up to Sheryl Crow for the stranglehold she had on my youth. Had 12 year old me feeling like a 45 year old divorcee.

@edwordchoi I can promise you you're not.

Ready to admit that I'm the only one to ever leave during an improv set, take a shit, and come back into the show without anyone knowing

I don't need to be model hot, but I wish I was at least weather person pretty.

Got drunk on the plane and pressed my face up to the window while we were landing like the toddler sitting in front of me was doing.