Jonathan McKillop

@TheMekon_Venus Check out Murder She Wrote meeting Magnum PI...

Back in the day… they did some unexpected superman TV crossovers.

@benonwine Fisting. Back in day if someone dissed you they'd get a 'damn good fisting'.

What’s a harmless British word that can mean something completely different depending on where you grew up?

@EmmettJLogan1 @UnityNewsNet @PantingDeer421 @bilt101 Equal matrimony is a human right enshrined in law. We're here, were queer and we can get hitched. Get used to it.

@UnityNewsNet Da fk with 'married'?!? What's wrong with been married 2 a guy?

This is former Tory MP Scott Benton. He had to step down after a sleaze scandal. He is 'married' to a man called Harry Symonds. He has Hebraic tattoos over his body. He is now working on the Communications Team at 'Restore Britain' and sending their emails out.

@DietS70734 @NoContextBrits That's Alistair Beckett.

@NoContextBrits Not as good as me finding an autographed picture of Jesus Christ. Top that!

Bargain.

@damekatydenise_ Urgh that critter used to live round corner from me. Traffic chaos when police raided the place, very annoying.

I was in the butchers earlier & a fierce gender debate kicked off in the queue with this story doing the rounds again. I said Police staff should be diverse & reflect the community, when Lesley the Lesbian Lollypop Lady tapped me on the tit with her stick & said “yeah, violent, dangerous & untrustworthy - represents you tr@@nnies pretty well”. I grabbed my sausage & fled. FUMING! 😡

@hellothisisivan Nice mag, Philip Hodgesons column kinda kills the mood tho.

Has a TV show ever been as massively popular but subsequently completely unloved as Bread?

I am absolutely fuming 🤬 I've just watched a TV ad for Richmond sausages. It depicted a family of 6 sitting around a table eating their evening meal. Shockingly, they were all white. No one wearing a hijab, no random Chinese kid, no mixed race twins. There wasn't even a blue haired, nose pierced person of indistinct gender. And all this was broadcast during the early evening when impressionable children could be watching. Absolutely disgusting.

@HumansNoContext #banhomework

When you finally finish school

@EnochBurke #banhomework

BREAKING: Martina and Isaac Burke confront Minister for Education Hildegarde Naughton in Donegal Teacher @EnochBurke has now spent almost 700 days behind bars for refusing to endorse transgender ideology. There was tight security around the Minister for Education in Donegal today. Hildegarde Naughton deceived Enoch Burke into sitting in front of Claire Callanan as Chair of the Disciplinary Appeal Panel which was to hear Enoch Burke’s appeal. Callanan is married to Lyndon McCann SC, the chief legal adviser to the Church of Ireland, and is herself an employee of the Church of Ireland. In no way was Claire Callanan an ‘independent’ Chair. Her appointment to this role by Hildegarde Naughton, the Minister for Education, was an act of gross deception. Shame shame shame on Fine Gael.

@GBNEWS #banhomework

‘What you are faced with as a teacher is pretty much an impossible job.’ Co-Host of Triggernometry, Francis Foster, says he wrote his book on teaching to raise awareness of the difficulties and ‘broken’ education system. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604

@educationgovuk @bphillipsonMP #banhomework @GemmaCollins

If Gemma Collins were Education Secretary, what would she do? Bring the glamour and get things done, of course 💅👩🏼‍🏫 From hard work and confidence to showing up unapologetically as yourself, The GC and @bphillipsonmp chat ambition, opportunity and how the government is helping every pupil achieve and thrive. Find out more here - educationhub.blog.gov.uk/category/t-lev…

@bphillipsonMP Ban homework #banhomework

Labour is opening up access to subjects that have been the preserve of a privileged few for too long. We're investing in school sport & overhauling the system to end the postcode lottery. Levelling the playing field, so every child can achieve & thrive. gov.uk/government/new…

@dineen20dineen The misery of those days...

Back in the days you never lost your phone it was on the wall or on a table

@TheMekon_Venus Were any animals preserved in the end?

Isn’t this just beef flavour?

@PolitlcsUK Language Timothy.

🚨 WATCH: Rachel Reeves is repeatedly heckled while at a petrol station in Leeds

@Kristinartz Fanny.

I'm looking for a ridiculously old girl's name. Think great grandmother type of name. Very old and

@ColinSpenc4257 No, they should be climbing trees and shit. They'll have their own chores in adulthood.

WE DID, DID YOU.

@ColinSpenc4257 1000x yes 🤎

BANGERS AND MASH. YES OR NO.

@TheMekon_Venus Submit. You will be like us.

You get to the bus stop.. and this is the queue. What’s your next move?