Sleezy

We live in hell because of 51% of Americans

@JomboyMedia Bitch made @dodgers

“It’s a little fishy” Dodgers catcher Dalton Rushing couldn’t figure out how the Rockies were connecting on so many first-pitch swings

Is our pitching staff high?

U might as well just have asked for an immediate out rather than pinch hit Crone there… save us all some time

Idk what it is the vibes at Angels stadium are just fucking horrendous

I hate ABS

Just another one of those games, I can already see where this goes

never want to see waldron on the mound again in a Padres uniform

Waldron single handedly making this game 4 hours long

ok! the Waldron experiment can end now! he doesnt have a single pitch that fools anyone!

horrid approach at the plate by Merrill right there

can cronenworth DH but for fielding

Ive seen enough of waldron already lmfao

Matt Waldron aint it bro, never has been

“Dodgers fans travel more than any other fanbase” No bro 80% of them have never been to California lmfao

That fact that anyone looked at this Mets team and how they’ve performed the past 3 years and still placed them in their preseason top 5 ranking is beyond me

Never ever thought I’d say this but we need a press event ASAP with this new ownership to put everyone’s minds at ease and get a sense of who they are. SD might be the most protective fanbase in Baseball when it comes to ownership struggles. #Padres

Hindsight 20/20 but idk how u can keep Buehler in after that first hit

Buehler knows he’s gotta throw strikes right?

@JomboyMedia Giants are such bums lmfao you’ve been getting ur asses handed to you for a week straight just get back on the plane lil bro

BENCHES CLEAR IN CINCINNATI

@owndodgerhaters Fuck it. The only thing Dodgers fans and Padres fans can agree on. We decide the west

THE TWO BEST TEAMS IN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE I CANT WAIT TO PLAY THEM