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@Hannah_Mal98 @saiyar @oysterrbaby i don’t, obviously…. my og point stands, finding it ridiculous doesn’t mean ur a brokie

@nmbcvj @saiyar @oysterrbaby Then don’t

Last night I scheduled a starbucks doordash for exactly when my alarm would go off this morning. I feel like royalty. this is insane, what a modern luxury.

@dingalingar they’ve convinced themselves they’re happy in the same way a manic bipolar person thinks they’re happy. they react similarly too, when you question their “happiness” it’s just a facade

"The weird faggots are happier than you" is such a weird lie people tell, these people are covered in self-harm scars, attempt suicide often, but im definitely more miserable because i hate them

@socdemsam @stillvaunted @largacty3 it’s not the same & only really came out the past couple years. they’re all shite in the uk

@stillvaunted @largacty3 You can get ranch in every supermarket. They’re just engagement farming…

I think the Brits like fucking with us about some of this stuff. Like, you're not actually eating that, and you don't have a condiment called "Salad Cream." C'mon.

@YourJynx @Pretentiousfoid kids on tiktok/online spaces love to believe adults are predatory or perverted for just like … existing nearby them

@Pretentiousfoid Tik tok saw the word predatory once and now uses it EVERYTIME

Victoria’s Secret is literally a lingerie store for ADULTS, what are we on about

@FionaNiggaApple @Pretentiousfoid yes it is lol men exist, they exist in public spaces among you. if you want a totally man-free experience just shop online

@Pretentiousfoid It’s not predatory but also it’s a vulnerable space so it’s not unreasonable for her to feel uncomfy

We imported the third world so that women with fake laptop jobs could have brown slaves bring them food.

@Hannah_Mal98 @saiyar @oysterrbaby i go to coffee shops a lot and i would rather peel my eyelids off than DOORDASH A COFFEE 😭 from starbucks too

@saiyar @oysterrbaby Just say you’re broke

@Insert66438804 @randall_danger me whne i don’t have u

My wife is engaging in piracy at like tech illiterate 13 year old levels. She googled “Steven king It pdf” and I think just clicked on the first one

@m1nim0ni @former_gcup i’m sorry but an ig reel that’s prob like “try sewing! try reading! try plant care!” is not where people find hobbies they are genuinely & truly passionate about. i mean naturally passionate in the sense that a new hobby willstill somehow pertain to your interests.

@nmbcvj @former_gcup yes you're born into this world naturally passionate about a hobby, you don't learn about it through some means and THEN discover your passion for it, absolutely not, you know abt the hobby from day 1 natural passion nothing like these posers who learn of it thru inst*gr*m 🤢

This is so sad lol

@qvabii @former_gcup i maintain my opinion that an ig reel on a content-farming slop acc shouldn’t be where u discover new hobbies

@nmbcvj @former_gcup youre not being told tho?? its inspo or js new stuff to try. you might discover you're passionate about smthn thru that

@baphoson @former_gcup “it’s not that deep” tells me all i need to know idc if it’s deep or not, it’s called having an opinion & not being influenced by algorithms 24/7 queen

@nmbcvj @former_gcup it literally isn’t that deep holy shit 😭 like it’s the same thing as u just said just written down its literally not an issue at all

@baphoson @former_gcup yes u could see ppl doing/making stuff and think “wow that’s cool i wanna try that” totally normal & good, ur being inspired & it’s coming naturally it’s the specific format. an instagram reel literally titled “cool hobbies to do” just seems so braindead, truthfully

@nmbcvj @former_gcup born*

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their right-wingers barely comprehend object permanence and their left-wingers are some of the most insufferable people on planet earth. on all sides that country is cooked beyond belief.