Nick Mirolli

sometimes. i’ll pretend i need to tell you a secret. but when you lean in close. i’ll lick your ear instead. i am a master of deception

i like to leave as much of my hair. around the house as possible. it is my confetti. i am a party

gooooob morning. the human starts every day. with a cup of warm bean juice. they say it makes them fast. i tried to sneak a taste. but was quickly denied. this is far from fair. i wanna be fast too

Is it June or July where it's Christmas in July?

@ZacFierce @Lilslick3a Just like mom used to make

@Lilslick3a Petition to rename them PreMealSnackStabbies

@nmirolli I don't even get why they're called toothpicks like their only purpose is to stab the food people have at parties before the food too big to stab with toothpicks is brought out.

@Lilslick3a and I spend all Friday night talking about motorcycles and getting hyped for the start of riding season just for it to snow overnight. Thanks Ohio.

Imagine 9 Darth Vaders humming the Jurassic Park theme song

@MarisaHike Wasn’t 151 enough? I mean geez a little greedy don’t ya think

My face when I saw the new Pokemon reveal~ #pokemon #TeamSobble

BOMBFEST is OUT!! Pick it up in most regions for Nintendo Switch, Xbox One, PS4, and Steam! playbombfest.com #BOMBFEST #Steam #XboxOne #PS4 #NintendoSwitch #IndieDev #indiegames

@Lilslick3a Are you cheating on me? Who’s giving you content? I did not say this.

"All you need is a bathtub, a muffin, and a go-get-em attitude"

@ThoseToastyOats @Lilslick3a We all got SalmonElla Fitzgerald.

@Lilslick3a Gonna be honest, it's kind of morbid to joke about eating raw cookie dough. You could get samon ella and die.

"so uh... What did you do for New Years?" Oh, you know, we just ate raw cookie dough and blew up kittens...

And unto us this day a savior is born

Just walked past a Cinnabon in the airport. Looked at the cinnamon sticks right in the eye and kept walking. I’m so strong.

@MorgantWillis @awscloud Your thoughts on node? It’s next on my list

Today I started building a small serverless app with Node.js on Lambda, S3, DynamoDB, and API Gateway and it still (even now after I work for @awscloud and see it every day) surprises me at how quickly you can get something deployed with these tools

@kallmesarah @Sammitchh @kevinlove Welcome to my life Sam

@KRoach31 @kallmesarah @aubreyyfaith8 Think your apartment will look as good covered in ranch as my walls did covered in blue moon after you tanked it?

@JAYRA3 “Did I leave the stove on?”

@MorgantWillis I was waiting the whole show for you to bring up your friend who wrote assembly code for graphing calculators. Definitely need to catch up!

@MorgantWillis Hearing you forcefully censor your own tech rants was the highlight of my day! I’ll be your nerd friend at the bar anytime.