damn ass rock

a good gauge of my mental health is whether or not I’m tweeting a lot. if I am tweeting a lot I’m doing bad if I’m not tweeting a lot I’m doing bad

you like the feeling of my pussy hair, boy?

“I’m a dude. He’s a dude. She’s a dude. We’re all dudes, hey.” Ed was already deconstructing gender in the 90s.

I love my ipad and if that makes me a homosexual, I'm okay with that

glam chowder

so glad I don’t have to listen to new music…

@pisshamster thank youuuu I’m so excited I hope I win

@nmjcu Congrats! 🥳🍻

the bar I drink at is doing awards and I’m nominated :~)

@redrider93 yup we did the same for like 6 hrs

@nmjcu Thanks, but I’ve been on the tarmac getting fucked for 7 hours already.

anyone in newark airport wanna fuck

threw up my life outta my stomach soul

@touchedthug fish balls and rice noodles #yep #thatsmyorder

@nmjcu waddayahave?

went back to the scene of the crime yesterday

we are the world, we are the children bro

@preciousvenusxo WOW FIRE the hair is killer too 10/10

@nmjcu I did this a few years ago 🙂‍↕️

being best dressed at a straight wedding is one thing but I wanna be best dressed at a gay wedding

bro fly me to the moon

@boyfriendabuser omw

i lowkey need to get bred this weekend

only I can make my dreams cum true

I really got it

but you can make a husband into a hoe