Nelson Muntz

Just wanna fish, go to monster truck rallies, and drink beer. Is this too much to ask for?!

Drank a Celsius this morning. HOLY SHIT!

@ReidFergie @heknowsball69 Why only have bourbon when you can add more alcohol to it?!?

@nmuntz123 @heknowsball69 The gay man’s way to drink bourbon 🔥

Nelson had a $72 veal chop parmigiana. It was incredible. Stomach hurts this morning.

@heknowsball69 BK, it’s always the year of the manhattan.

@nmuntz123 Nelson, it’s the year of the Manhattan. Glad to see you’re on board. #ballknower

Perfect song to leave work to today. Sopranos S1E2

@heknowsball69 @mikesteaks42069 Come on Bo

@mikesteaks42069 that’s @nmuntz123

“My top 3 gotta be drake, wallen, and then panic fasho”

@barstoolsports Fuck Barstool!

Fuck A.I. And Fuck The Data Centers It Rode In On. Especially This GIGANTIC One, The Size of Central Park, They're Building In Joliet, Illinois Against Resident's Wishes s.barstool.link/c/article-3567…

@mindclimb25 I will not tolerate any Nelly slander. #blocked

Imagínate valer $70.000.000 y que esa sea tu chica 🤣

@AcademyOzuna @ReidFergie Fucked up man

@ReidFergie @nmuntz123 Yeah wtf, holy late response, he’s moving to the bottom of the order for the #PineTards

@nmuntz123 walk over to 🔵 top

@BBL_Croix @ECCSuper77 @beauwelling The food? Not so much!

@ECCSuper77 @beauwelling The par 3s are so good

A huge shout out to Scott Lambert for allowing us to play Atlanta CC this morning. This may be one of the cleanest properties I’ve ever seen. @beauwelling did a great job with this renovation as well. Scott and his team are great at their jobs, keep up the good work!

@MurrayHillGuy1 That is a Big 10 couple! Fattest chicks in the world!

What do we call this if the opposite is a “typical SEC couple?”

Party over?!?!?!?

@heknowsball69 @supremeleadaa Come on Bo

@supremeleadaa Nope, that’s @nmuntz123

‼️BUSTER MURDAUGH IS AT THE MASTERS PRACTICE ROUND ‼️

Gotta do taxes. No fun. Trump was supposed to fix this.

Can’t believe Vintage Regalia hasn’t made a statement regarding Tiger Woods.

@BBL_Croix @WyattzWorId Ah fuck off!

@WyattzWorId Yeah my buddy @nmuntz123 came out this morning. Not sure what the line is about tho

Did something come out today? Why the fuck are people wrapped around Best Buy at 10 am

@heknowsball69 @TMZ BK ain’t no bitch. BK hits back. BK would’ve hummed that barstool right back at her.

@TMZ Is it too late for me to apply to be on The Bachelorette?

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Frankie Paul repeatedly attacked Dakota Mortensen during the 2023 incident in which she pled guilty to aggravated assault; video shows that one of her children was struck during the fight. Trigger Warning. tmz.me/z0szobb

If you want to get a glimpse into how bad modern dating culture has gotten. 22 men are about to compete on national television for the chance to marry a single mom of 3 who cheated on her previous husband and has an open domestic assault case against her.