Lia

When your dog really is a good girl...

I no longer understand what is happening on twitter and I don’t wish to know.

Never forget that Ted Cruz was crankin’ his hog on 9/11 - a dark day in American history…

We will all look back on this day and think "where were you when Ted Cruz liked a porn tweet?"

It’s a small consolation that Dame is (likely) going to my long time second fave team but ughhhhhh

@Dame_Lillard I thought we had something…

You know when you go through break up and then seeing a pic of your ex feels like “oh fuck I just got hit by a truck again” - that’s how ima feel about pics of Dame for like the next two years.

Welcomes break from Blazer pain

lol at Merriam-Webster having this shit locked and loaded for today.

@protoplutonian This was right where my mind went too, you are not alone! Hahah

@protoplutonian This makes SO MUCH more sense

@protoplutonian We need to know MORE!

@protoplutonian I’m fucking dying at this Jfc

The US today now that COVID is officially over

Me: I don’t know how to say this Therapist: just say it Me: Therapist: Me: would you still be my therapist if I was a worm

@PortlandPolice You guys are the fucking worst

For the first time since 2011, the Portland Police Bureau is debuting a new vehicle design for marked patrol units, including a different color scheme. Press Release with More Photos: buff.ly/3ZutHvc

@arrisonjwarner Honestly this is fair

@nnnductle Cause it's impossible to answer

Imma check this in an hour and answer since cause I'm in a poster's mood today