noa 🃏 🍌

>open Forza Horizon 6 >intro identical to FH5 with wacky Marvel dialogue >drive in a straight line >drive in a straight again >drive in a straight line through snow >drive in a straight line onto a big jump >quirk chungus cutscene >quirk chungus cutscene >uninstall

I’ve seen these pages a dozen times before but Jesus. “The boys looked like the damage was done. I had a sinking feeling I’d be seeing them again in 20 years.”

why dontcha make like a ytp… and DIE.

paul mccartney called us shitknot

Call of Duty is dead. Arc Raiders is dead. Fortnite is dead. Battlefield is dead. GTA is still not out. What is anyone even playing anymore these days?