Noah Danner

I have two different kinds of days. Some days I feel on top of the world- like Frank Underwood. Other days I feel like Frank Gallagher.

If the proverbial fecal matter hits the rapidly spinning oscillator, which would you rather have?

@GarandThumb1 All of them… 🇺🇸

what is the best sbr caliber?

@TheAKGuy @davidhogg111 @TheAKGuy I guess we should follow David’s infinite “wisdom” and get rid of the US senate while we are at it, right?

@davidhogg111 That is the exact reason they do. So a state with 30 million people cannot rule over the rest of the country.

Letting a state with less than 1 million people have an equal say over who joins the SCOTUS as one with over 30 million doesn’t make sense.

Stop telling me I need to support foreign governments. I hate the government, I don't trust the government, and no, that's not limited to my own. Individuals are a different story of course, but so much of this wartime propaganda effort is conflating citizenries with the state.

It’s fine to say Nato expansion was foolish. I’ve said it. But to empathize with a dictator who invades a country and not the people sacrificing their lives to defend it is completely insane.

The answer to the question “why do you need an AR 15?” is on every single channel of the news right now. #Ukraine #UkraineUnderAttack

@_jseitz12 To this day, in my head, I still call em Gary Colemans lmao

Lolol never forget. @noah_danner

I am in Ukraine right now figuring it out. Stand by.

Larry Nassar will no longer be publishing on Spotify.

Henry Kissinger is removing his podcast from Spotify.

The CIA will be deleting their black site torture playlist from Spotify.

Casey Anthony is removing her podcast from Spotify.

I’m about to lose my mind over all of these damn geese flying by my window every morning they are the raccoons of the sky and I absolutely despise them. They must be stopped

New Years 2024 “President Jake Paul has lifted the quarantine. Spirits are high. The NFT of Biden’s podium stroke has just sold for 2 million dollars. Chic Fil A is accepting safemoon. Elon Musk is launching a new mission to Mars despite not knowing where the last crew is.”

Bruce Pearl has received a two-game suspension from the NCAA for the Tigers' involvement in the FBI scandal, Kofi Cockburn got 3-games for selling merchandise while in the NBA draft, and then donating the proceeds. NCAA =

@ryanf_1996 @alexxdannerr Changing the passcode to my phone

@alexxdannerr @noah_danner i’m SCREAMING

Catie Witt has lost all privileges to my phone.

I’m on the 5th booster watching Tiger King 4. Ellen is President. The camps are for our own good. I’m excited about our day of sun next week. Everything is good.

I’m starting to think Brian Laundrie has something to hide.