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Quesarito gone again.

@GeorgiaFootball @UGAAthletics

Thank you #DawgNation

@NFL_Scorigami Whatarewedoingigami?

Score Update: TEN 6 - ARI 21 8:29 2Q This game has a 10.34% chance of ending in Scorigami. Most likely Scorigami: 42-9 (0.26%)

Trevor Lawrence

.@ChickfilA more chicken, less mini next time please!

@cal_leslie Top 20 noah tweet for sure

@noah_strawd Official retraction: hit

Alright, you’ve convinced me. I will “Do the John Wall”. Considering the fact that A). We be in the city where they like to do the dance, B). I’m all about that money, so you know I’m hitting bank shots, and C). ain’t really nothing to it, I will “Do the John Wall”. Happy?

Aaron Rodgers is lowkey unhinged

Nyck Harbor’s touchdown was overturned after review, and South Carolina would settle for a field goal on this drive.

@AndrewMarchand How will this affect Dak Prescott’s legacy?

🚨NEWS: ESPN and NFL have agreed to a blockbuster billion dollar deal that will result in top media properties, like RedZone, moving to the network, The Athletic has learned. An official announcement is expected next week. nytimes.com/athletic/65306…

At this point, one of my biggest weaknesses has to be my complete annd total ineptitude stringing a weed eater.

@espn Finally some NFC East coverage on this network!

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Are we talking about chorizo enough?

Oscar The Grouch was in pretty good spirits when you consider the fact that he lives in a trash can and his last name is “The Grouch”. Dude is making it work.

Guy in the Taco Bell drive through just asked “What can I make fresh for you today?” 🧐

@ULTRAMAGA1861 @NCStateBaseball

@noah_strawd @NCStateBaseball You got swept in the series you dumb fuck hahahahhahahaha. And you are flexing on a one run win???? Hahahahahahhahaha

Fought and battled, just came up short. 💔

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They’re playing “Me, Myself, and I” from the NCAA ‘06 Race For the Heisman soundtrack in KwikTrip rn.

@tdietrich1 The foggier the headlights the more pizzas it’s transported.

I’m willing to bet that the Ford Taurus has delivered more pizzas than any other vehicle in history.