Noah Bauer

Didn't get drunk so I'd wake up for my 8 AM exam. Slept through it anyways. Moral of the story is always get drunk.

Scary now, is deciding whether it’s time to move on, or if it’s worth fighting for

You ever have a hard time making a decision and literally flip a coin to choose your path? Idk if it’s edgy and thrilling or a method to do shit I know I shouldn’t ☘️

Great thread

I did an employee review and was giving her a raise of $2.25. She declined because, she would lose her housing and daycare. I hate the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Never lose yourself chasing dreams. Put you first, so you can spread your love properly. #spreadthelove

@Adiofreak @_taylorlaible

I think you’re cute @_taylorlaible

@Kodiakshelton @MackTitties Just an athlete.

@MackTitties Yeah, true. I remember that like it was yesterday

Legends Never Die, that’s the tweet

Brian Pottinger has resigned as the head football coach at Reedsburg after 14 years. He resurrected the Beavers' program, posting a record of 86-64, including a 2009 Division 3 state championship, 2008 runner-up finish, & two other state semi-final trips. #wisfb

For those who don’t know my mom was recently diagnosed with Stage 4 Glioblastoma Brain Cancer. It has no cure but in high hopes she does well on chemo! On November 9th, The Vault in Reedsburg is holding a benefit for her. All the profits will go to her and my family. PLEASE RT!!

Had a table leave there phone in the restaurant today. I ran to the parking lot to see if they were still around, they were pulling out into traffic. I deadass sprinted a block with traffic, phone in hand waving them down. They got. Moral of the story, I’ll do anything a dollar

Now that the nonsense is over, there’s no reason for him not to be on the field with the boys this season #LetQTPlay

On this day in 2006, Red Hot Chili Peppers released their ninth studio album, Stadium Arcadium. Produced by Rick Rubin. What’s your favorite song on the album? Listen here 🔊 smarturl.it/StadiumArcadium

So much beautiful sunlight out there today but I’m still here left in the dark 🙃

Are U Nice Because You’re Nice Or Are U Nice Because U Need Something?

I ❤️ blind Russians

If the Packers don't resign Haha at the end of the year I'm going to be salty af

RT if @MillerCoors should make a Mac Miller high life can like his mixtape The High Life in memory and celebration of Mac's life

Praying for Mac’s family and that he rest easy 🙏🏽👼🏽 #pgh #412