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I do fencing 🤺 and fight for the user 🧑‍💻 Frequently angst-ridden about the #Cubs 🐻. Chess adult improver https://t.co/3kkwBEQhrQ. He/Him

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"What's helmfile?" "you use it to deploy helm." "What's helm?" "you use it to deploy kubernetes." "What's kubernetes?" "You use it to deploy docker." "What' docker?" "You use it to deploy containers" "What's a container?" <continue until heat death of the universe>
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So weird, Twitter was uninstalled from my phone, but somehow I had something called "X," which I don't remember installing. Uninstalled. If I don't respond to your DM... that's why. Find me elsewhere.
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Hey, Threads has a "Following" tab, and I get all the geek content I need from mastodon and bluesky. Why are you still here? I'm out.
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Threads is going to have a chronological timeline soon. Little reason to stay here once that's live.
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John Adams
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Just remember that “X” is the universal symbol for close, dismiss, or cancel. Bye Twitter, it was a good run.
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one on the left replaces all seed oils with butter, one on the right replaces all milk-based ingredients with seed oils. capitalism is literally goated fr
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Where there were once millions of active Twitter users, there will soon be nearly as many X users, which works, at least homophonically.
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Matt O'Brien
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I realize it would be hard to actually take $44 billion out in cash, but it’d still probably be easier to do that and just burn the money than to draw things out by doing … whatever it is that Elon is doing.
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If you didn't download your tweet archive, now is the time. (Assuming that still works)
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Zack Bornstein
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Struggling to figure out why the WGA/SAG strikes are getting negative news coverage on CNN (owned by Warner Bros), MSNBC (owned by Universal), ABC News (owned by Disney), CBS News (owned by Paramount), and FOX News (owned by Hitler)
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