yes

I swear every week is fashion week

Thanksgiving after everyone eats with their family we go on our phone and trade memes

Sending werk emails at the clurb

If your birth date determines your astrological sign, does your death date have any similar determinations ¿

He’s a 10 but he still has a Le Bain stamp on his wrist from last night

Wait is Severance just Loki season 1?

Sometimes I forget Amazon isn’t the only way I can get things. I can literally just go to a store

He’s a 10, but he’s white and uses black emojis… 👎🏾

I missed the first tweet, what’s the reason? Lmao

@samueldameus Only way we survived Covid was with TikTok

If we survived Covid We can survive Tiktok ban. It’s just an app.

@samueldameus Nah

Currently microdosing ozempic

end of an era ✌🏾

I had a dream that I was telling someone about a dream I had

People in NY who say the bus is better than the train are like ppl who say joseline’s cabaret is better than baddies

I only want a kid if they’re non-binary

When I’m in La I wanna be in ny, when I’m in ny I wanna be in la

@MariahLynBoss can you re-release Rainbow in honor of pride month?

I love my therapist. She’s so cunt

Imagine going thru ur TikTok likes to find a video and actually finding it