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Writer. Fool. The opposite of a life coach.
Denver, CO Katılım Şubat 2012
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@Sheng_Peng Doubtful that Wenny will be on the ice at the same time as Mack.
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Wennberg joked that he told Celebrini that he’d take it easy on him
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@EvolvingWild Luckily the standings don’t go by “team metrics” and go by points, where we’re tied for a wildcard spot. I’d consider that mediocrity.
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The ‘25-26 Sharks are one of the rare examples of a team being very fun to watch while also still being quite bad. They’re bottom-5 in all of our team metrics, but even when they’re a mess they’re fun. Usually a team being this fun results in at least mediocrity. Not San Jose lol
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The Colts and Kaepernick have the chance to the funniest thing
Ian Rapoport@RapSheet
The #Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & @MikeGarafolo. This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
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@charles270 Also the first time I’ve ever heard him called “Patrick” in his life. Dude’s birth certificate probably says “Pat.”
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Got him dressed like Jonathan Majors, it’s over
NBACentral@TheDunkCentral
Pat Bev and his attorneys released a statement claiming he’s not a violent man and that he cares about his sister’s well-being. “Patrick is not a violent man and was not violent that night. In fact, he was very respectful with the authorities that night and encouraged others to do the same…He has always looked out for their wellbeing and will continue to do so. I have every expectation that when all the facts are in, Patrick will be cleared of these charges.” (Via @TMZ )
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@AmyD2010move @SanJoseSharks Probably cos he’s not more athletic lol. But yeah he’s a 6’4” teenager he probably runs into shit every hour
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@SanJoseSharks I love Orly’s answer 😁
Is that last guy really tall? How come he ran into the pipe?
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To be clear these pro athletes are very athletic. 🏒
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Apes That guy who always
complains about getting
ghosted after first dates
🤝
Historic Vids@historyinmemes
Scientists have been communicating with apes via sign language since the 1960s; apes have never asked one question.
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@goalieenjoyer I’ve felt this way about Granlund every game this season tbh I’m surprised it doesn’t happen more often
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Saying this to a 300lb man who spent over a decade manhandling the biggest, strongest, scariest motherfuckers in the country should be considered a suicide attempt. It’s like the guys who jump into a lion cage at the zoo. If you die there, it’s your fault.
Chives@jarrett_daveler
“Kelce how does it feel that your brother is a f****t for dating Taylor Swift?” Jason Kelce proceeded to slam this kids phone on the ground. Looked like a Penn State student was getting in Kelce’s face for no reason. Wild scene in State College
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