zenobia

Aaron Rodgers spent more time in the MetLife stadium during the eras tour then the did during his debut game for the jets

@oatmilklatter Ahhhh!!

I got into law school :D

paul revere is the backbone of we’ll all be here forever. get with the program people

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@ErasTourResell If a man talks shit then I owe him nothing!!!

ERAS TOUR GIVEAWAY! ✨ LIKE AND RT THIS TWEET for a chance to win a FLOOR ticket to The Eras Tour at Gillette Stadium on 5/19. Reply to this tweet with your favorite Taylor era! THE GIVEAWAY ENDS TODAY AT 8 PM EST. #TSTheErasTour

Pay our damn teachers more

@Hanes i bought a pack of 10 pairs of socks today and it only came with 9 1/2 pairs. 1 sock missing. pls advise.

@NoahKahan hi on tour, i’m nobie

I am on tour

The Zoo is closed today due to a serious situation.

@NoahKahan we love our sweaty boy

Plz tell me I’m not performing during the sweatiest time of the festival no one needs to see that

@McJesse this is so real

Decided to use my 3D printer to figure out how the hell we’re doing this.

Oh yea dairy’s got me gassy for sure

me: @NoahKahan is for sure lactose intolerant he just gives those vibes my friend: yeah there is no way he can handle dairy

happy happnukah @NoahKahan pls buy a pair of @BlundstoneUS they are screaming your name

@tswifterastour 2 tickets for philly or nj!!!

🚨ROUND 7 SWIFTIES🚨 If you are still looking for tickets to Taylor Swift’s ‘The Eras Tour’, we have people who’ve reached out to us with tickets for sale at reasonable price/ for exchange for certain shows! Reply with the show you need tickets for & we’ll dm if you qualify!

man needs therapy and a good nap maybe