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@0hour1 Sorry France.

Everyone in the UK would be speaking German if not for the United States.

Amazing to think Tiger Woods can't find a designated driver.

If you're going to mūrder someone, cut them up, then place them in a suitcase, you should probably be certain you don't include an Amazon package in the suitcase. Pretty amazing tbh. Like, how do you mess that up?

@_6signxxx No cookies for little freeloading retards.

Dudes will get on here and be like "poor k!ds don't deserve to have a cookie" and think they are the good guys!!!

War don't sex, crimes hide crimes. #nokings

It's my X anniversary. 12 years later I still get shit engagement and support just essentially tells me to be less mean. Amazing.

@JimmysSeafood @Variety I didn't even know Jimmy's had a Twitter. Happy to be here.

@Variety Go fuck yourself

Chuck Norris Was a Great Action Star -- but Politics May Overshadow His Legacy variety.com/2026/film/opin…

RIP Chuck Norris Time for a Walker Texas Ranger binge.

The number of current & future childless old women is climbing rapidly. This creates a huge opportunity. We should start offering "life insurance for pets". People can pay us something like $30/month and if they die before your cat(s) we give the cat a nice cat sanctuary to live out their days. Run ads with sad music on NPR or CNN to grow to a few MM's in recurring revenue, and then sell the company to private equity before we even actually have to do much cat-herding

@prosperousjourn Golf cart, Florida things. 😂

@nocohcin Carting?

To the black kid that decided it was wise to run up on me and the family tonight while we were out carting, did it hurt you physically when I looked you dead in the eye and asked, "what's up nigga?"? Epic crash out. Also, I know you took off pretty quick when you saw what you were facing, but don't worry, I found your car parked in your driveway in less than an hour.

@libsoftiktok Feet first.

BREAKING: William Kelso Flournoy, a man pretending to be a woman, was arrested in WA state after he allegedly R*PED an infant girl. Why does this keep on happening?!

A black woman is speaking, listen and learn.

Sar, do not redeem He just lost so much izzat

@Rightanglenews @TheAKGuy this better be the opener to the next Darwin awards. 😂

@pnwguerrilla He ded right? Does this hurt the izzat?

Found the ‘hope’ meme and had grok turn him Indian, Then told grok to make the syringe poop and i edited it to say .45ACP

@Rightanglenews One less Indian, thank you for this positive post. Really brightened my day.

.@adinross can we get an @Asmongold @TheOmniLiberal card?

@BrandRisk Just curious if you niggas are still coping over this L.

FULL BOUT | GYPSY CRUSADER TAKES HOME THE W VS SUPAHHOTFIRE 🤯