pauleywannacracker

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@nocrackers30

Basically, what Ryan Gosling would look like if he were always sick with the flu. 🇺🇸🇵🇱🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🏳️‍🌈♥️ #WhiteSox ⚾ [email protected]

Illinois, USA Katılım Nisan 2017

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pauleywannacracker@nocrackers30·19 Nis

Rule Number 1 In Life: Don't Be An Asshole!

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pauleywannacracker@nocrackers30·20m

Happy Easter 🐰🪺

Ziggy_Sobotka@Ziggys_Duck

Jesus to his disciples today:

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Chicago White Sox@whitesox·5h

Wishing you an egg-cellent Easter, Sox fans!

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pauleywannacracker@nocrackers30·3h

The only word in this tweet I understand is 'grandparents.'

Casual Thursday@CasualThursday

My favorite part of every wedding is the table of grandparents in the back politely listening to sweat drop down my balls skeet skeet motherfucker as they wait for sparkler time.

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໊໊@juniorkingpp·1d

Sharing this because not everybody has a Dad to teach them this stuff

Redd@ReddCinema

EVERYONE THIS IS HOW YOU READ YOUR TIRE SIZE. 🚨🚨🚨🚨

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pauleywannacracker@nocrackers30·13h

Wordle 1,751 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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pauleywannacracker@nocrackers30·22h

Because of all the life insurance checks people cash after the unvaxxed die prematurely?

Marlin, Esq@nostalgiafkninc

Unvaxxed Americans are, in the truest sense, worth more than vaccinated Americans.

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Anonymous@YourAnonCentral·1d

All the President’s men

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pauleywannacracker@nocrackers30·1d

@_MissLeandra The only word in this tweet I understand is pussy.

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👸🏾L E A👸🏾@_MissLeandra·1d

“Who want their pussy ate?!” to a room full of 60-yr old Sorors. They quite literally clutched their pearls. I’m tooo through ☠️

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pauleywannacracker@nocrackers30·1d

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Louie@reallouiehuey

Kamala and Trump were both terrible choices. We the people lost.

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pauleywannacracker@nocrackers30·1d

@JaeSambo The first time I heard this song was on an episode of 227 where the black lady from Sesame Street got married. They played it as she walked down the aisle.

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Jae Sambo@JaeSambo·1d

*Me fast asleep in the late 90s/early 00s* Luther Vandross Loud as shit on TV: HERE AND NOW!!!!! I PROMISE TO LOVE FAITHFULLY!!! 😭😭😭

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pauleywannacracker@nocrackers30·1d

Wordle 1,750 3/6* 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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pauleywannacracker@nocrackers30·1d

@michaelharriot Jason Whitlock will probably beat him to the punch.

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Michael Harriot@michaelharriot·1d

I’m sure Stephen A Smith can find a way to blame this on a Black woman

FactPost@factpostnews

Trump's 2027 budget proposal includes $354 million in funding cuts for HBCUs and other similar institutions.

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pauleywannacracker@nocrackers30·1d

@calebsislands Should've replaced Amanda with Jerri.

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c•a•l•e•b@calebsislands·3d

her dropping out last minute is where it all went wrong. like wdym aubry of all people is replacing this legend #survivor50

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pauleywannacracker@nocrackers30·1d

@keeshfests Devens deserves to be on 50. It's Johnathan who shouldn't be there.

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hag lover@keeshfests·2d

you know who deserved devens’ spot AND would’ve worked with genevieve

m@Monsteratii

@keeshfests devons was an alternate😭😭😭😭

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Chicago White Sox@whitesox·1d

We pay tribute to fallen firefighter Michael Altman for his courage and selfless service to others 🤍 The organization joins the broader Chicago community in mourning his tragic passing and celebrating a life defined by bravery, dedication and love for his family.