there is no dessert fork

But Jesus forgot the chicken wings.

The one where Chandler uses Amazon Q to buy Monica's Christmas gift.

The one where Joey makes sperm bank donations to pay for his X account.

The one where Vladimir Putin pushes Ugly Naked Guy out the window.

The Tour de France is not Turing complete.

Behind every great man is a Greek heiress.

Bruno Mars invented the first Mars rover.

I just saw Silvio Berlusconi selling roses on I-95.

This dead Norwegian Blue parrot represents the love of the people for you. - The Most Reverend & Right Honourable Justin Welby, Lord Archbishop of Canterbury

Why would I go to a doctor when I have seen every episode of House?

I just discovered something I like to do. It's called "doing nothing."

@FrankMikeDavis1 Black Sabbath's Looking for Today youtube.com/watch?v=IPmQKt…

@ProjectLincoln Babe was not appropriate here. twitter.com/nodessertfork/…

Ever thought you'd see the day the GOP frontrunner would call a woman "horse face"? Trump has decimated the traditional GOP - there is nothing left to vote for.

The one where one of Chandler's VHDL scripts triggers an international collapse of financial markets.

The one where Joey builds a tree house in Central Park.

The one where Phoebe accidentally bakes her IUD in a birthday cake for Joey.

The one where Monica has sex with Chandler's dad.

Will Smith slaps the President of Silicon Valley Bank.

The one where Ross asks Joey to pull out the gerbil.

Mother that can't tell twins apart tattoos names on their foreheads.

Before it was forced to close in 1988, the Andy Gibb Detective Agency was instrumental in solving thousands of cases.