Chef Noelly

@Jonny_Mc06 Hang this quote tweet in the Lourve...

Too many photos of lower league footy players scoring beyond 90 minutes probably

The easiest #ColU competition ever. Thanks to @matthewjiwood we’ve got our hands on this A4 print, and it can be yours for free. If you want it, all you need to do is like and RT this, and a random winner will win it Friday. Something nice for a change on a Monday. 💙 🤍

@FootballJOE This you?

Mo Salah needs support more than ever at this current moment. Apologising to the Liverpool fanbase after his substitute appearance at Eintracht Frankfurt, he has since seemingly deleted all Liverpool mentions from his Instagram and X bios. The Egyptian King may be going through a difficult moment and that's when he absolutely deserves all compassion from all fans. An undeniable legend that has performed at a machine-like level for so many years, we have to be reminded he is also only human too. He will get through it 👑

Go on the profile & search "Harry Maguire" 👍. Ridiculous.

@NTT20Pod @JoeBren96 @colu180

Colchester United every time they play a football match.

@colu180 I saw them at Wembley with Motley Crue & they were insane!

Def Leppard rocked at the weekend….so what do you do to cure the post gig blues??? Book to see them next year!!! Cannot wait 🤘

@Kyledcfc18 @JoeBren96

@90sfootball I can't be the only one who thinks of @ellis_platten whenever a classic Dortmund pops up 🤷🤷

Who's the first player you think of when you see this Dortmund shirt?

@FabrizioRomano @JoeBren96 remember when Fab was the goat? Now he just gets paid by agents to post waffle about their clients :( sad to see

🚨🇬🇧 Alejandro Garnacho’s plan remains clear, he wants to continue in Premier League this summer. His chapter at Manchester United is closed but he wants to stay in Premier League.

Lol

Defeat.

@colu180 That's why I love The Masters, no phones allowed - the crowd in the moment like the old times

What is with holding phones up in the air at football matches. It’s Football not a bloody Adele concert.

@garrytan @JoeBren96 Our boy 😭😭😭😭

"To fund his golfing ambitions, McIlroy's parents took on extra jobs. Gerry worked 100 hours a week; he cleaned toilets and showers at a local sports club in the mornings, served as a bartender at Holywood Golf Club from 12 to 6 pm, then returned to the sports club to work behind the bar in the evenings. Rosie looked after Rory during the day, and worked night shifts packaging rolls of tape at a 3M factory in Bangor, County Down. Due to their conflicting schedules, McIlroy's parents rarely saw each other during this period. Gerry later said: "I had no idea what else to do. I’m a working-class man. We wanted to give our only child a chance." After finding success as a professional golfer, McIlroy bought his parents a house in 2009, and stated: "I’ll never be able to repay Mum and Dad for what they did, but at least they know they’ll never have to work another day. I’ll do whatever it takes to look after them."

@bykevinclark @JoeBren96

Rory. McIlroy.

@TheMasters @JoeBren96 Rory has a date with destiny...

It all comes down to this. Good morning from Augusta National. #themasters

@TheMasters @JoeBren96 Look at it 😍😍😍

Good afternoon from Augusta National Golf Club. #themasters

@JoeBren96 @racingblogger Thou shall show no fear...

@racingblogger @noellyB55

You're not really gonna back Jonbon, Lulamba & Constitution Hill at Aintree after Cheltenham are you: All of us together please:

@FreddySharkkk @JoeBren96 Getting stuck in, I see... 👀

@NUFCMurph @JoeBren96 us at Old Trafford when Col U won a corner...

Nothing can prepare you for the end of this video 😂 #NUFC

What happens when Ben Gibbs wears a Col U beanie...