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@Theoladeledada Bro, put a disclaimer such videos. I couldn’t handle this

If you can’t handle the child, why did you bring the child to this world

Cafe Cursor in Lagos

Firebase Phone Number Verification is now generally available! 📲😌 We’ve been refining the developer experience since we announced our public preview. To streamline testing, we introduced a SIM-less test mode that doesn’t require a credit card or a live SIM.

So the AIs did not kill Google search after all, they rather use it for web search?

We’re just getting started 🙏🏽💜💜

NIGERIAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😒

Wait, question for the ladies, do you wash your phone after scrolling on the toilet before you use it to film the food we are about to eat?

For a country where disputes are resolved by family elders and local chiefs, why do we have so many lawyers?

We have removed Kled from the Nigerian app store and IP banned the entire region. The first thing I would like to say is I have nothing against Nigeria. I have a ton of friends from this region and these were some of our earliest app adopters. Genuinely, thank you all for the support. Kled has been up and running and out of beta for 4 months now. We have paid out hundreds of thousands of people for their data, and our users have uploaded over 1 billion assets onto our platform. After several months of uploads we found that Nigeria had a ≈95% fraud rate. Instead of real, usable data, users were uploading pictures of black screens, duplicate photos, internet generated images, AI generated images, etc. at an unimaginable scale. In comparison, Malaysia, Indonesia, and the Philippines have a less than 10% fraud rate across 10x the userbase size. Our fraud system is fast to catch these issues but the level of complexity of these schemes is getting out of hand. This weekend we were flooded with thousands of fake Japanese passports and identity cards with Nigerians photoshopped onto them in our KYC system. That was the final straw. As a startup we can't afford to eat the costs of that data overhead, so we temporarily removed the app from the region while we improved our fraud detection and banning system to quickly filter out bad actors when the time is right. On top of all of this, every time we make a post there is someone asking us to bring the region back within seconds. We hear you, but it's gotten out of hand. We've made this decision with great care. We love everyone who has genuinely supported Kled from Nigeria, and we hope to return when the time is right. -Kled Team

With a dataset of over 1.6M (now) backtests across 63 different assets over 900 different time windows going back to 2017, we are able to do some very interesting things. For example, the SIEVE model can predict if a strategy will perform well without backtesting. Check out our github and follow us to stay up to date on the latest releases. github.com/orgs/MangroveT…

Zip the project with the node_modules and upload to Google Drive for them to download.

@LotusesK Oh

Adey kai last year code and cocktails, I say make I network. Tried to start a convo with one “tech influencer” about the influencer space but his whole demeanor towards me was off. Asked a question and he said to do it at a conference he was speaking at the next day. I chest am

SCARY: 🇿🇦 Anti-immigrant activists have stormed South African hospitals to carry out xenophobic attacks on other Africans, and deny them treatment. "If you're not a citizen, please stand up and leave our hospitals."

@akboateng_ @elliot_solution A $270 million AI strategy. A 49.3 percent youth unemployment rate in the city where it will be built. brif.africa/article/ghana-…

We have leaders launching an AI strategy. But I don't have light to charge my laptop.

hello 👋, read my second research paper on optimal stop loss and take profit parameterization for autonomous trading agent swarms arxiv.org/abs/2604.27150

@KoruturkBey I thought this hairstyle was reserved for the Chinese?

Hindistan’da 0.30 dolara yapılan saç tıraşı.

Women are just strange. One is praying for this, the other is taking it off.

Your app will probably never need those sub-200ms response times. Please get your Paystack integration right first.

@josh_uglyasf @EiiScanty I do this literally everyday, I just don’t put it on camera

What’s stopping you?

it’s odumsor.com if you want to know if there’s light in your house or your sweetie pie’s house