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Acho que 3-4 pessoas sabem que eu tenho uns 4 livros de sonetos e poemas do Vinícius de Moraes mas enfim. Esse é de longe o meu poema favorito dele

Genuinely this should prove to anyone who still supports digital only how unprepared sony is for this.

This is frying me cuz how do you voice John Lesbian and be MAGA bro

this is how i hear that HER overworld theme it's such an earworm to me #deltarune #deltarunespoilers

#DidYouBlockItTwin?

primeira mensagem q eu recebo da pessoa no dia

man imagine a trump pizzaria with trump animatronics that move like this

Ok ok. There’s jimothy. But say hello to Tilly the loaf

Meu pai depois de ver um banco inteirinho jogado na rua:

Não tô acreditando que descongelaram esse vídeo em julho, cara… a porra do aquecimento global

he sounds so naked

And THAT'S the future that Sony is dreaming of. YIKESSSSSSSSSSS. Fuck Sony. Fuck PlayStation. Remember to buy your games physically, folks...

stay in character

Let me tell you about the time Sony put malware on 22 million music CDs. Sony the corporation, on purpose. 2005. you buy a CD at a music store. you get home. you put it in your computer. Windows autorun kicks in. Sony's software silently installs a rootkit on your system. It hides itself using the same techniques professional malware uses to evade detection. it runs constantly in the background. it phones home to Sony with information about what you're listening to. and it cannot be uninstalled. The removal tool Sony eventually released to fix it required your email address and installed additional software that introduced further vulnerabilities. the fix was worse than the rootkit. A security researcher named Mark Russinovich found it on Halloween 2005. published his findings. the internet erupted. Sony's President of Global Digital Business responded: "most people don't even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?" things then got worse: other malware authors discovered that anything hidden using Sony's rootkit technique became invisible to antivirus software too. they started hiding their own malware inside the same hidden directory. Sony had accidentally created the perfect malware concealment system and shipped it to 22 million people. 50 artists had CDs with the rootkit. Celine Dion. Neil Diamond. Santana. none of them knew. Van Zant's album that started the whole investigation ranked 887 on Amazon. after reviews warned about the rootkit it dropped to 25,802 in three weeks. Sony recalled the CDs. settled with the FTC. paid millions. Mark Russinovich became CTO of Microsoft Azure. the rootkit is the reason we now consider autorun a security risk. Sony shipped malware to protect music. the malware protected nothing. the music got pirated anyway.

Sony and Arcsys dropping a PC beta and then making sure nobody’s PC is strong enough to run it

i dont care what people say this will always be the funniest shit ever to me