noggin

I ain’t never met a sane human being who’s favourite colour is yellow

YOU HAVE ONE LIFE. SPEND IT ALL ABUSING STIMULANTS

I love it when it sounds like ww3 in my microwave and the only thing that gets hot is my fucking plate

spotify get your shit together i need to listen to 2hollis

Woke up, head hurts, mouth tastes like shit, 2 missed calls from potential employers. I forgot this is what it’s all about

when i get my own place im gonna have an eye wash station why? idk.

diet dr pepper be hittin like nonbinary pussy

Gotta hand it to yoda “do or do not, there is no try” is cold as fuck

@skittidot Very bi coded, me approved 👍

whose dick do i have to suck to eat some pussy around here

charging my vape feels like an investment

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

I need a cigarette or a really cool sword or maybe both

you've never felt true fear until your dad starts singing 'this little piggy' near your feet

im probably a lolcow to the people I used to go to high school with

I could feel the head of the toilet brush coming loose and it might’ve been the first time I’ve genuinely prayed to god

Been looking into it and geometry dash might be w goons

keeping myself calm by imagining a crashout

At british strip clubs do they just pelt £1 coins at the dancers or what